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So glad its alive!! I was actually genuinely worried!!! A woman on the south actuall went up to a steward and asked him to check on the duck!!! Bless the Duck!

It's times like this that puts little things like Antonio signing into perspective!

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So glad its alive!! I was actually genuinely worried!!! A woman on the south actuall went up to a steward and asked him to check on the duck!!! Bless the Duck!

Can imagine him radioing that one into stadium control...

"Steward 458 to base"

"Come in Steward 458"

"Requesting permission to leave my post sir... I need to go check on a duck"

"Repeat that Steward 458"

"I need to check on a duck sir... I just saw a duck headbutting a seat on the kop"

"Steward 458 - have you been drinking again ?"

"No sir.. straight up... this duck flew into the ground and then was headbutting the seats on the kop"

"Steward 458 - please report immediately to the medical room for drugs testing"

 


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Can imagine him radioing that one into stadium control...

"Steward 458 to base"

"Come in Steward 458"

"Requesting permission to leave my post sir... I need to go check on a duck"

"Repeat that Steward 458"

"I need to check on a duck sir... I just saw a duck headbutting a seat on the kop"

"Steward 458 - have you been drinking again ?"

"No sir.. straight up... this duck flew into the ground and then was headbutting the seats on the kop"

"Steward 458 - please report immediately to the medical room for drugs testing"

A steward doing some work? There's more chance of a duck flying into hil............. oh hang on

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A steward doing some work? There's more chance of a duck flying into hil............. oh hang on

Our stewards are the best in the country

(even though they hunted me down on the North Stand today)

lol

Won't hear a word said against em

Great team - loads of humour - and there to help

I HEART OUR STEWARDZ INNIT

 


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So glad its alive!! I was actually genuinely worried!!! A woman on the south actuall went up to a steward and asked him to check on the duck!!! Bless the Duck!

It's times like this that puts little things like Antonio signing into perspective!

Me too!
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Imagine some father and child takin their seats for the first home game to discover a dead duck decomposing on their seat....Now that would be a bad omen for the rest of the season!

The S6 Duck lives, I've seen it on twitter and everything!

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A Windmill In Old Amsterdam

A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam

A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'

He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,

Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus:

I saw a mouse!

Where?

There on the stair!

Where on the stair?

Right there!

A little mouse with clogs on

Well I declare!

Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair

Oh yeah

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife

A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'

She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,

Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus

First they had triplets and then they had quins

A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in

They sang every morning, "How lucky we are

Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!"

Chorus

The daughters got married and so did the sons

The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'

They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am

Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus

A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice

There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.

Gonads, he said duck!!! :dry:

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