asteener1867 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I can just imagine being at a Seance and contacting me Grandad.. Him..."So youngster...still keepin' the faith" Me.."Yep Grandad...we are in the Championship" Him.."They box now?" Me..." No..its the old second division..." Him..."Ahh...they went up..they went down they went up they went down..always the same" Me.."Err.. no..we sorta went down, went down..went up...down..then..err up against Wycombe.." Him.."Whats a Wycombe?" Me.."They are a newish club..got promoted from the conference which is like err..the old Northern Prem..or summatt" Him..."They finally voted Halifax down then?" Me.."No..what ha....Yes ..Yes they did" Him.."what they playin' like...?" Me.."I was sat with me head in me hands the other night..." Him.."You in the South now..?" Me.."Kop" Him..."You'll get piles sat on them steps lad" Me.."No..its all se..."Err..yea...I'll be more careful" Him.."So wh's the chairman...?" Me..."Its just changed from a Serbian to a Thai...before that we had a local bloke..a casino owner..and a bloke who went to work for the F.A" Him.."Like good old Sir Andrew?" Me..."No" Him.."So...Sir Ian with a tie then?" Me.."Not exactly........" Him.."LOcal steelworks?" Me.."Tuna fish..." Him.."what??? Me.."its like a..umm company..TUF..I think" Him.."Ahh..they make them shoes with the animal tracks..you turn the heel arou...." Me.."Yes them.." Him.."They make shoes outta steel now then..." Me.."Yes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Wow that is just so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls maniac Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Brilliant as usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo_ Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 tl;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Keep 'em coming Andy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lostowl Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Love that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) magic again Andy as per usual Edited January 30, 2015 by trevdi9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frickley Owl Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Ah the good old days. I'll never forget when my grandma was in hospital and it was clear that she wasn't coming home. The look on my grandad's face when the doctor asked him if the priest could come in and read her the last rites. "Sorry fella" he said, "women don't have rights." Lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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