mallinj Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Heard this song a few months back and picked up on the second verse lyrics. 45 seconds in.Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He's got no manners when he eats his food He's fat and lazy and extremely rude But if you don't care a feather or a fig You may grow up to be a pig Thought this might make a good footy song along the lines of :- Would you like to swing on a star Play your football at Hills-ber-rah And be better off than you are OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A PIG (cop starts grunting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffed Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Is it a rhetorical question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musingowl Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 http://i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk357/Peter_Rabid/Doctor%20Who%20gifs/five_sigh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdan450 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A PIG (cop starts grunting) hmmm grunting probably not leave that for the snortbeasts down at S2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Heard this song a few months back and picked up on the second verse lyrics. 45 seconds in. Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He's got no manners when he eats his food He's fat and lazy and extremely rude But if you don't care a feather or a fig You may grow up to be a pig Thought this might make a good footy song along the lines of :- Would you like to swing on a star Play your football at Hills-ber-rah And be better off than you are OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A PIG (cop starts grunting) Well I think it's great ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 very good, but it's Kop Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallinj Posted October 19, 2012 Author Share Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) very good, but it's Kop Nev Just a slip of the finger! Could maybe do with some "Woh ho ho's" between the lines aswell So................ Would you like to swing on a star, woh ho ho, Play your football at Hills-ber-rah, woh ho ho, And be better off than you are, woh ho ho OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE A PIG (Kop starts grunting) If it catches on i'll feel right proud (or a right wee pipe)! Edited October 19, 2012 by mallinj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayzman Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Pretty sure this was one of the songs sung by Baggies fans in the pub (damn - can't remember its name - you pass it on the way to the Wadsley Jack....) when we played them years ago in the First Division. Guess which anaimal they were referring to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 What is this, the start of 'Out of this World' or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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