Guest wadsgod Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 thick poo poo.... roger you bishop basher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 roger you bishop basher I don't get that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wadsgod Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 I don't get that one. Simple glaser the pig lover is a thrower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fatherjack Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Ardent Wednesdayite, ardent blunt & santa in a lift,.a £20 note on floor, who picks it up? Obviously the Wednesdayite the other 2 dont exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroswfc Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Sheffield United TV: Whatever you want - Gaby Roslin attempts to find them an owner. Happy Days: Taking a weekly look at them losing. Mission Impossible: For the new manager, oh yes ha ha, hee hee, very amusing. Survival Special: They wish. Hawaii Five-O Blunts 0. Gaytime TV: Seeing 11 arseholes get battered. Conspiracy theory: Well it must be. Mars Attacks: they'll probably score as well. Clueless: They seem it most of the time. Get your act together: please don't. Don't Look Now: the opposition have scored again. Chuckle Vision: lets all laugh at Blunts. Scream 4 Blunts 0. LA 7 Blunts 0 Home Improvement: Still as bad away though. Home and Away: lost and lost. Sheffield United Jokes: The supporters at Bumhole Stain are that stupid even the air is thick. The Blunts supporters club we're going to hold a nativty play but they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men. Whats the difference between OJ Simpson and the Blunts? OJ Simpson had some kind of defense. What do you call a blunts fan with a car? a thief. What do you call a Blunts fan with a porsche? A damn good thief. What do you call four Blunts fans in a car? organised crime. What do you call a blunts fan with an IQ of 160? the crowd. What do you call a pregnant Blunt supporter? A dope carrier. How do you tell who is the bride at a Blunts wedding? she's the one in the shellsuit. What do you do if a Blunt throws a hand grenade at you? pull the pin and throw it back. Why don't Blunt fans have coffee breaks: It would take to long to retrain them. What's the difference between a Blunts fan and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once. Why do Blunts fans like VAT? Because they can spell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batigol Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 To be fair, or note my clear stupidity, I had to read it twice to gerrit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnowls Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Man found dead in ushited shirt wearing woman's underwear a dildo in his ass , police removed his shirt to spare his family any embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horwichowl Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 What's the difference between Bramall Lane and an Hedgehog? On a Hedgehog all the tails are on the outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 What's the difference between Bramall Lane and an Hedgehog? On a Hedgehog all the tails are on the outside Swear filter fail! Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Some piggy came out with a pearler the other night on FH. Something along the lines of Waddle not even being in the same class as Currie! After I picked myself up off the floor, I guess that I sort of agreed. Waddle is about twenty classes above! :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 this morning south yorkshire police found a males body dead in suspicious circumstances...he had an orange shoved in his mouth, women's make up and nail polish on, he was tied up head to toe with lighting flex, and had a litre coke bottle shoved up his ass...however police held back that he was wearing a sheff u. shirt...to save the family embarrassment ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattitheowl Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 this morning south yorkshire police found a males body dead in suspicious circumstances...he had an orange shoved in his mouth, women's make up and nail polish on, he was tied up head to toe with lighting flex, and had a litre coke bottle shoved up his ass...however police held back that he was wearing a sheff u. shirt...to save the family embarrassment ... This joke is getting funnier, the bloke is getting more and more weird. It was also nearly funny the first 2 times. Just not bothered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnowls Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 this morning south yorkshire police found a males body dead in suspicious circumstances...he had an orange shoved in his mouth, women's make up and nail polish on, he was tied up head to toe with lighting flex, and had a litre coke bottle shoved up his ass...however police held back that he was wearing a sheff u. shirt...to save the family embarrassment ... Just copy mine and add a few more words i dont mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horwichowl Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Swear filter fail! That will teach me for not looking at the post after I posted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Just copy mine and add a few more words i dont mind undoubtedly it will be added to further as i can't remember all the parts of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 That will teach me for not looking at the post after I posted it prix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl Capone Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Sheffield United face being sued by consumer watchdogs for being in breach of trades description acts. They were set to be sponsored by dog food makers Spillars however the watchdog is concerned about the team wearing shirts emblazoned with "WINALOT" I'll get me coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KivoOwl Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Sheffield United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl Capone Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 A real pig joke Their following at Barnsley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 S Club 7 Blunts 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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