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Guest fatherjack

Ardent Wednesdayite, ardent blunt & santa in a lift,.a £20 note on floor, who picks it up?

Obviously the Wednesdayite the other 2 dont exist.

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Sheffield United TV:

Whatever you want - Gaby Roslin attempts to find them an owner.

Happy Days: Taking a weekly look at them losing.

Mission Impossible: For the new manager, oh yes ha ha, hee hee, very amusing.

Survival Special: They wish.

Hawaii Five-O Blunts 0.

Gaytime TV: Seeing 11 arseholes get battered.

Conspiracy theory: Well it must be.

Mars Attacks: they'll probably score as well.

Clueless: They seem it most of the time.

Get your act together: please don't.

Don't Look Now: the opposition have scored again.

Chuckle Vision: lets all laugh at Blunts.

Scream 4 Blunts 0.

LA 7 Blunts 0

Home Improvement: Still as bad away though.

Home and Away: lost and lost.

Sheffield United Jokes:

The supporters at Bumhole Stain are that stupid even the air is thick.

The Blunts supporters club we're going to hold a nativty play but they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men.

Whats the difference between OJ Simpson and the Blunts? OJ Simpson had some kind of defense.

What do you call a blunts fan with a car? a thief.

What do you call a Blunts fan with a porsche? A damn good thief.

What do you call four Blunts fans in a car? organised crime.

What do you call a blunts fan with an IQ of 160? the crowd.

What do you call a pregnant Blunt supporter? A dope carrier.

How do you tell who is the bride at a Blunts wedding? she's the one in the shellsuit.

What do you do if a Blunt throws a hand grenade at you? pull the pin and throw it back.

Why don't Blunt fans have coffee breaks: It would take to long to retrain them.

What's the difference between a Blunts fan and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why do Blunts fans like VAT? Because they can spell it.

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Guest johnowls

Man found dead in ushited shirt wearing woman's underwear a dildo in his ass :ohmy: ,

police removed his shirt to spare his family any embarrassment.

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Guest Distraught!

Some piggy came out with a pearler the other night on FH.

Something along the lines of Waddle not even being in the same class as Currie!

After I picked myself up off the floor, I guess that I sort of agreed. Waddle is about twenty classes above!

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

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this morning south yorkshire police found a males body dead in suspicious circumstances...he had an orange shoved in his mouth, women's make up and nail polish on, he was tied up head to toe with lighting flex, and had a litre coke bottle shoved up his ass...however police held back that he was wearing a sheff u. shirt...to save the family embarrassment ...

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this morning south yorkshire police found a males body dead in suspicious circumstances...he had an orange shoved in his mouth, women's make up and nail polish on, he was tied up head to toe with lighting flex, and had a litre coke bottle shoved up his ass...however police held back that he was wearing a sheff u. shirt...to save the family embarrassment ...

This joke is getting funnier, the bloke is getting more and more weird. It was also nearly funny the first 2 times.

Just not bothered...

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Guest johnowls

this morning south yorkshire police found a males body dead in suspicious circumstances...he had an orange shoved in his mouth, women's make up and nail polish on, he was tied up head to toe with lighting flex, and had a litre coke bottle shoved up his ass...however police held back that he was wearing a sheff u. shirt...to save the family embarrassment ...

Just copy mine and add a few more words i dont mind :biggrin:

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