Guest normski Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 A teacher in a Sheffield kindergarten class asked the children a question. What kind of sound does a pig make? Little Tyrone stands up and yells! "WE'RE ALL BLADES ARN'T WE" UTO FTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horny owl Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Just been to get a vampire suit for a fancy dress party, the woman said why dont you try SUFC club shop. I said sorry love you must have mis-heard me. I said i wanted to look like a count!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wadsgod Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 2 pig fans jump off a cliff, 1 in a away shirt the other in a away shirt, who hits the floor 1st? WHO GIVES A poo poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfonso123 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 2 pig fans jump off a cliff, 1 in a away shirt the other in a away shirt, who hits the floor 1st? WHO GIVES A poo poo But if they were BOTH wearing a away shirt, wouldn't they BOTH hit the...oh flip it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaser Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 2 pig fans jump off a cliff, 1 in a away shirt the other in a away shirt, who hits the floor 1st? WHO GIVES A poo poo thick poo poo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BirdonaMaguire Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Two pigs jump off a cliff, who hits the floor first? Who cares, merry rumbleing Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BirdonaMaguire Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Help, anyone know how you cancel a bid on eBay? Was looking for a Mickey Mouse outfit and I'm now 22 minutes away from owning Sheffield United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest surfinjim Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 (edited) Bert Blade, so outraged at the decline of the Blunts, decides to hold a one man protest outside the main stand at Bum Hole Stain. At the end of his protest he nails his season ticket to the turnstile as a final gesture of his disillusion with the club. He sulks of home to dron his sorrows. The following morning he has a change of heart and decides to give the Blunts one last chance. He hot foots down to the ground only to find............ Some bar stool has nicked the nail! UTO Jim Edited December 15, 2010 by surfinjim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAWAW Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Well you can never have enough nails can you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sotonowl Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Not a lot of people from outside Sheffield realise that the 2 sets of supporters of the 2 clubs are split along religious lines,or so I tell everyone down here whenever they ask why I support Wednesday and not the other lot. I tell them we are all muslims in Sheffield,Wednesday are Sunni Muslims,United are Shiite and they know they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapowl Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Not a lot of people from outside Sheffield realise that the 2 sets of supporters of the 2 clubs are split along religious lines,or so I tell everyone down here whenever they ask why I support Wednesday and not the other lot. I tell them we are all muslims in Sheffield,Wednesday are Sunni Muslims,United are Shiite and they know they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fish Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 A bloke in a blades shirt and a pig walking down the road. Man on the opposite side shouts, 'oi, where did you get that from, I could do with one of them myself.' "I won him in a raffle," replied the pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest OneRogerWylde Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Bloke in a blunts shirt goes to the doctors, Walks into the surgery with a pig on his head. The doctor says "How did that get there" The pig says "It started as a wart on my a*se" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest owls_4_life Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Qatar will dismantle and donate their World Cup stadia to impoverished areas around the world. The Sheffield United board are unsure if they can wait until 2022. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 United's latest manager (whoever the f00k he is) has been watching AI take training to learn how to lead a promotion pushing team. He's noticed AI not only believes his team should be physically fit but also mentally sharp. He listened to AI ask Neil Mellor who his Dad's Brother's Wife's footballing nephew was and quick as a flash he said "Me boss". United's manager then went back to train his underperforming flops and asked Montgomery who his Dad's Brother's Wife's footballing nephew was. Quick as a flash he said "Me boss". "Don't be thick" said United's latest managerial casualty to be, "Everyone knows it's Neil Mellor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deleted member Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 United's latest manager (whoever the f00k he is) has been watching AI take training to learn how to lead a promotion pushing team. He's noticed AI not only believes his team should be physically fit but also mentally sharp. He listened to AI ask Neil Mellor who his Dad's Brother's Wife's footballing nephew was and quick as a flash he said "Me boss". United's manager then went back to train his underperforming flops and asked Montgomery who his Dad's Brother's Wife's footballing nephew was. Quick as a flash he said "Me boss". "Don't be thick" said United's latest managerial casualty to be, "Everyone knows it's Neil Mellor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Help, anyone know how you cancel a bid on eBay? Was looking for a Mickey Mouse outfit and I'm now 22 minutes away from owning Sheffield United :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Be wary, be very wary, just like those on Noah's Ark, my old, hasbeen, recycled jokes, come in twos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fish Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Jeff Stelling - " Well it's been another titanic struggle between the two contestants today. Kevin McSue and Trevor Birch are neck and neck and it all comes down to the final round. Please reveal today's Countdown Conundrum IOWNDGONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 One of my old neighbours died a few years ago. He was a bit kinky. He tried auto asphyxiation. It went wrong and he ended up hanging himself with an orange in his mouth, and wearing a Blades shirt, ladies knickers, stockings, and platform heels. A policeman I spoke to said they'd covered up the body to protect the family from embarrassment. They didn't want anyone knowing he was a Unitedite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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