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My wife took this picture of me on our drive just minutes ago.........

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:laugh:

your drawings crack me up.........simple but humourous, just how I like my women(except with big boobies).

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My wife took this picture of me on our drive just minutes ago.........

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Youve lost weight

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:laugh:

your drawings crack me up.........simple but humourous, just how I like my women(except with big boobies).

Did you not see his pink snorkel pic ?

Sams got big boobies too.

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Did you not see his pink snorkel pic ?

Sams got big boobies too.

I'm scared to enter that thread again........it took me two days to get out last time.

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Sorry to steal Sam's thunder but I can see the Forest ground from my flat...

Current Weather:

Cold, dark, raining.

Will the match be on:

Of course it will be, but wear a scarf.

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Sadly he is on about this picture.

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Sorry to steal Sam's thunder but I can see the Forest ground from my flat...

Current Weather:

Cold, dark, raining.

Will the match be on:

Of course it will be, but wear a scarf.

Look here, that is a rubbish and inaccurate weather report.

It didn't even have correct and well punctuated headings, that were clearly underlined.

Now leave this weather lark to me.

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My wife took this picture of me on our drive just minutes ago.........

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Nothing wrong with that knee. :angry:

FAKER.

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Look here, that is a rubbish and inaccurate weather report.

It didn't even have correct and well punctuated headings, that were clearly underlined.

Now leave this weather lark to me.

That's me told :ph34r::biggrin:

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Look here, that is a rubbish and inaccurate weather report.

It didn't even have correct and well punctuated headings, that were clearly underlined.

Now leave this weather lark to me.

But I got a pun in which I thought you would have hailed

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Nothing wrong with that knee. :angry:

FAKER.

Shh, you'll ruin my benefits scam.

That's me told :ph34r::biggrin:

:biggrin:

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I'm in Buxton on Saturday for a mucky birthday night, am I goin to get there?

Yeah should do mate as long as it dont snow like it did last time! Avoid A6 as its closed due to falling rocks and a landslide* (hear say iv not seen landslide)

Anyone i know?

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Sam

have you thought about a hobby, maybe something away from the computer

Just a thought...........................

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I do watch Sky+ sometimes, and I've even been known to talk to the wife once in a while.

Its not like I can exercise you heartless sod!

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I do watch Sky+ sometimes, and I've even been known to talk to the wife once in a while.

Its not like I can exercise you heartless sod!

when you talk to her do you ever raise your eyes from the screen?

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Does anyone?

Besides isn't a husbands role to agree and nod along?

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I don't really have a shovel.

WBridgfordowl sometimes lends me his servant for emergencies.

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Weather Update, by popular demand.

Current Weather

Overcast, murky with a bit of light fog, not a breeze in the air.

Is the pitch playable considering the state of my garden and if the game was to kick off now ignoring the fact that a game couldn't take place in my back garden and the fact that I do not have under soil heating or pitch covers for that matter or the fact I have no floodlights other than a standard security light

Match On

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It is one in one out at Hooters already.

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