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See my post 22.

 

It has only happened twice.

 

They beat the 6th team both times.

 

Ah yes.

 

My personal opinion is losing would affect Boro a lot more than Brighton.

 

Brighton don't have the same pressure and expectation as Boro, and have already bounced back very quickly this season.

 

Hughton will remain calm and have his team ready.

 

Karanka seems more affected by emotion and has already had a big wobble this season.

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If Brighton end up in the playoffs

Another stat:

All play off teams will have animal nicknames.

Seagulls

Tigers

Rams

Owls

Owls, Seagulls and Tigers are predators.

Owls can be as aggressive as Seagulls but Seagulls are scared of bluefin tuna because when fisherman drops bait to capture tuna, Seagulls try to intercept that bait for the tuna not realising the Tuna is much bigger and usually eats the seagull.

That's Brighton out.

Rams v Tigers, Tigers are predators and will destroy a ram in seconds (not in that way) Rams mating season is November and December usually so cannot perform in May.

Derby are out....

That leaves the owl v the tiger in the final.

Tigers have a strong bite and come across confident but the horny owl is also known as the tiger owl or tiger with wings and let's be fair we will be horny that day.

So we have a tiger v a tiger with wings. The horny owl is a secretive owl with a destructive stealth who are usually aggressive. They know their keepers (Carlos) and accepts what the keeper wants it to do with tolerance.

So two Tigers going head to head, same speed but one with wings.

We will pick the meat of the Tigers bit by bit after assessing the situation.

Hull city are out.

Sheffield Wednesday 2015-2016 play off winners.

And it's the year of the monkey in China, last time we won the play offs we beat the monkey hangers.

Rest easy we will win.

At last, somebody having us winning based on rock solid, undeniable science.

All this probabilities nonsense! Newton and Einstein would have struggled to discredit the above thinking....

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If Brighton end up in the playoffs

Another stat:

All play off teams will have animal nicknames.

Seagulls

Tigers

Rams

Owls

Owls, Seagulls and Tigers are predators.

Owls can be as aggressive as Seagulls but Seagulls are scared of bluefin tuna because when fisherman drops bait to capture tuna, Seagulls try to intercept that bait for the tuna not realising the Tuna is much bigger and usually eats the seagull.

That's Brighton out.

Rams v Tigers, Tigers are predators and will destroy a ram in seconds (not in that way) Rams mating season is November and December usually so cannot perform in May.

Derby are out....

That leaves the owl v the tiger in the final.

Tigers have a strong bite and come across confident but the horny owl is also known as the tiger owl or tiger with wings and let's be fair we will be horny that day.

So we have a tiger v a tiger with wings. The horny owl is a secretive owl with a destructive stealth who are usually aggressive. They know their keepers (Carlos) and accepts what the keeper wants it to do with tolerance.

So two Tigers going head to head, same speed but one with wings.

We will pick the meat of the Tigers bit by bit after assessing the situation.

Hull city are out.

Sheffield Wednesday 2015-2016 play off winners.

And it's the year of the monkey in China, last time we won the play offs we beat the monkey hangers.

Rest easy we will win.

Hmmmmm. The Owl and the Pussycat.
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If Brighton end up in the playoffs

Another stat:

All play off teams will have animal nicknames.

Seagulls

Tigers

Rams

Owls

Owls, Seagulls and Tigers are predators.

Owls can be as aggressive as Seagulls but Seagulls are scared of bluefin tuna because when fisherman drops bait to capture tuna, Seagulls try to intercept that bait for the tuna not realising the Tuna is much bigger and usually eats the seagull.

That's Brighton out.

Rams v Tigers, Tigers are predators and will destroy a ram in seconds (not in that way) Rams mating season is November and December usually so cannot perform in May.

Derby are out....

That leaves the owl v the tiger in the final.

Tigers have a strong bite and come across confident but the horny owl is also known as the tiger owl or tiger with wings and let's be fair we will be horny that day.

So we have a tiger v a tiger with wings. The horny owl is a secretive owl with a destructive stealth who are usually aggressive. They know their keepers (Carlos) and accepts what the keeper wants it to do with tolerance.

So two Tigers going head to head, same speed but one with wings.

We will pick the meat of the Tigers bit by bit after assessing the situation.

Hull city are out.

Sheffield Wednesday 2015-2016 play off winners.

And it's the year of the monkey in China, last time we won the play offs we beat the monkey hangers.

Rest easy we will win.

 

Furthermore, these are the fearsome tigers; check out those claws:

 

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