Chansiri Launches New SWFC Subscription Service

[gbear05]

Just now, sacré bleu said:

Is it possible to get a 10 year subscription?

Yes, but we recommend the 40 year one 

[sacré bleu]

1 minute ago, gbear05 said:

Yes, but we recommend the 40 year one 

Can you guarantee to maintain the price in the unlikely event we get promoted to the premiership during that 40 years?

[gbear05]

Official Update: new offer available; season tickets for your sperm.

 

if you pick an individual sperm, then you can put their name down for a 50 year season  ticket for just £400 per season. Think of all of the cheap premier league seasons they’ll get.

 

*if the sperm does not make it to the ovary, you are entitled to nothing and if you complain, you’re a bad customer 

[myHero]

11 hours ago, gbear05 said:

For only £24.99 per month, you can sign up to daily updates of exclusively bad news related to SWFC.

 

Its genius. Chansiri needs money asap, what’s the one thing the club can offer consistently... terrible news on a daily basis, so why not monetise this?

 

Any fan that doesn’t like the idea is simply a bad customer. And anyone else that thinks this is a bad idea, doesn’t know anything about football 

Have you considered an Owlstalk subscription?

 

[Inspector Lestrade]

It's to be called Owlstalk

[dorian gray]

On 05/06/2021 at 09:49, glynnb said:

D-phone Chansiri ...got a certain ring to it

take it that would be a NOT so smart phone?

[REDOWL]

I'd rather put my trust in this bloke.