Popular Post gbear05 Posted June 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 5, 2021 For only £24.99 per month, you can sign up to daily updates of exclusively bad news related to SWFC. Its genius. Chansiri needs money asap, what’s the one thing the club can offer consistently... terrible news on a daily basis, so why not monetise this? Any fan that doesn’t like the idea is simply a bad customer. And anyone else that thinks this is a bad idea, doesn’t know anything about football 1 1 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 I'm assuming this is made up? The thing is, it seems completely ridiculous and illogical but when it comes to chansiri you could never completely rule something like this out. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideOwl3940 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 They already have that, except it's called IFollow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliceInBlunderland Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Not paying £24.99 per month just to read the words 'Chansiri still here' on a daily basis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear05 Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, MaliceInBlunderland said: Not paying £24.99 per month just to read the words 'Chansiri still here' on a daily basis. Chansiri listens and understands you concerns. He counters by saying, would you instead be prepared to pay £28.99 for such updates instead? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Signed up for the gold package. £100 per month. Includes a personal message from Chancer calling you a bad customer, a personalised mini cakeball, and Chancers name painted on your house in 8 foot high letters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madfan Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Mr Farrell said: Signed up for the gold package. £100 per month. Includes a personal message from Chancer calling you a bad customer, a personalised mini cakeball, and Chancers name painted on your house in 8 foot high letters. Naughty Mr F. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 47 minutes ago, gbear05 said: For only £24.99 per month, you can sign up to daily updates of exclusively bad news related to SWFC. Its genius. Chansiri needs money asap, what’s the one thing the club can offer consistently... terrible news on a daily basis, so why not monetise this? Any fan that doesn’t like the idea is simply a bad customer. And anyone else that thinks this is a bad idea, doesn’t know anything about football don't we get that on here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 43 minutes ago, poite said: I'm assuming this is made up? The thing is, it seems completely ridiculous and illogical but when it comes to chansiri you could never completely rule something like this out. CAKEBALL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shetland Owl Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 rubbish we never get any news from him anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 D-phone Chansiri ...got a certain ring to it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopparberg Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post poite Posted June 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 5, 2021 Dear Customer, Thank you for signing up for SWFC daily (bad) news updates direct from the fishes mouth. Your direct debit of £24.99 has been activated and also rounded up to £25.00 to make it easier when fiddling the books. As loyal customers we are sure you won't mind this slight increase on the sly. Your contribution will be a credit to the football club and we will do our best to show the positive effect this has on our accounts by including the revenue in a year that we think will prove most beneficial. Again, we thank you for your loyalty to this football club and the backing you provide. Its truly appreciated. We would also like to remind you that your money doesnt pay for anything but with your financial support we will be able to provide a top League one team next season that your money that we desperately need doesn't pay for. I'm sure all that makes sense. SWFC P.s. As some taster content we are delivering this first breaking news story. SWFC EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Due to cashflow issues at SWFC Daily (bad) News we have been unable to pay our writers and will be unable to provide news updates as promised. Refunds for the service might be issued in 2022. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millomowl Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 £24.99 per month don’t forget the 75p per click on each page. The Wednesday Way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 3 hours ago, poite said: I'm assuming this is made up? The thing is, it seems completely ridiculous and illogical but when it comes to chansiri you could never completely rule something like this out. Only until Chansiri sees the post 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear05 Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 4 hours ago, poite said: I'm assuming this is made up? The thing is, it seems completely ridiculous and illogical but when it comes to chansiri you could never completely rule something like this out. I love this post more than words can describe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philb125 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Where’s the sign up link? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbupperthongowl Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Will this be on a par with his previous deal.....pay top prices and get top players?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear05 Posted June 5, 2021 Author Share Posted June 5, 2021 Official Update: would you prefer either A: we keep the current £24.99, but the quality of updates is very amateur, written in poor English and behind other news sources or B: we increase the subscription to £50 per month, enabling news updates to be reasonably on time, written in a luxury font and the spelling to nearly always be correct? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacré bleu Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 Is it possible to get a 10 year subscription? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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