Costello 77 Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 Andy Mac had a good heading head.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 If I was a quasi mod, oh would I get the hump and move this fred to the , "Don't use hallucinatory substances kids", forum. FFS I only opened the packet of weed yer honour and Owlstalk just went acid on me, FDFS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Andy Mac had a good heading head.. Simply how you would pick yer 11 eh Costello? "show us yer arse....call that a good heading head????" I'm f.ookin' surprised Gareth Southgate got the job................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 Just now, asteener1867 said: Simply how you would pick yer 11 eh Costello? "show us yer arse....call that a good heading head????" I'm f.ookin' surprised Gareth Southgate got the job................ It's quite simple..start at the back with your goalie.. what does he need?..big hands. Just work your way through applying the necessary attributes.. it's not rocket science.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: It's quite simple..start at the back with your goalie.. what does he need?..big hands. Just work your way through applying the necessary attributes.. it's not rocket science.. So you got Max Bygraves in the net A back 4 that look like summatt outta Zombie apocalypse..... then an arse measurin' contest to see who plays upfront? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleblue Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: It's quite simple..start at the back with your goalie.. what does he need?..big hands. Just work your way through applying the necessary attributes.. it's not rocket science.. And it's not fukking sport science neither. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: It's quite simple..start at the back with your goalie.. what does he need?..big hands. Just work your way through applying the necessary attributes.. it's not rocket science.. Where would Jimmy Hill fit in, FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Just now, daleblue said: And it's not fukking sport science neither. Mate..yer talkin' to someone who has been staring at a jar of Chutney for 6 months... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, cognacbarnowl said: Where would Jimmy Hill fit in, FFS Costello would insist he wore his head upside down............. "and Hill..chins it in again.....This bloke doesn't need "Shooting Legs!!!!!!!!!" Edited December 8, 2019 by asteener1867 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: So you got Max Bygraves in the net A back 4 that look like summatt outta Zombie apocalypse..... then an arse measurin' contest to see who plays upfront? tha knows nowt... Kenny Everett would be No.1 every day of the week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengrass Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Ant & Dec are in with a shout then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Just now, Flat Owl said: tha knows nowt... Kenny Everett would be No.1 every day of the week. Brotherly love in the net it is then... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Costello would insist he wore his head upside down............. But would he be involved in getting the maximum glutinous abolished, FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 Just now, asteener1867 said: So you got Max Bygraves in the net A back 4 that look like summatt outta Zombie apocalypse..... then an arse measurin' contest to see who plays upfront? Walter Winter bottom had advanced ideas like me and the FA were onboard.. I won't let yesterday thinking deflect me from modern sports science that I'm having to virtually invent on the spot.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Just now, cognacbarnowl said: But would he be involved in getting the maximum glutinous abolished, FFS Probably..Johnny Haynes had a massive arse and forehead........... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: Walter Winter bottom had advanced ideas like me and the FA were onboard.. I won't let yesterday thinking deflect me from modern sports science that I'm having to virtually invent on the spot.. Back to that theme again?..Honestly mate...yer not helping yerself.............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Just now, Costello 77 said: Walter Winter bottom had advanced ideas like me and the FA were onboard.. I won't let yesterday thinking deflect me from modern sports science that I'm having to virtually invent on the spot.. Is it a big spot or a small spot ? And is it full of puss or just a blackhead FFS . Be more precise dude, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Walter Winter bottom had advanced ideas like me and the FA were onboard.. I won't let yesterday thinking deflect me from modern sports science that I'm having to virtually invent on the spot.. Why the gap between Winter..and Bottom? Seriously you are obsessed wiv .."Bottom gaps" Is there owt you want to tell us...We are all have broad forehea....err minds on here... Edited December 8, 2019 by asteener1867 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted December 8, 2019 Author Share Posted December 8, 2019 See greengrass has got it..ant and dec..you'd put the one with the large forehead up front.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Probably..Johnny Haynes had a massive arse and forehead........... Ahhh, I see where this fits in with all the hugeness tonight. His real name was Bob and Johnny was just his nickname. Fairly good at handball I heard, FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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