Jim Wonk Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 4 hours ago, areNOTwhatTHEYseem said: David Attenborough voice: And now we witness the mating ritual of the brain-dead football fan. Watch as they circle each other, spreading their arms every wider in order to impress the other. Before long, each engages in a back-and-forth chorus of their distinctive call: "Go on, then..." "Go on, then..." "Go on, then..." "Go on, then..." This can last for several minutes before each would-be combatant is inevitably ushered to safety by their scowling coterie of hangers-on, only to be reassured that they would, indeed, have kicked the other's head in. Hilarious! Gets me thinking of the Iron Man v Superman classic…thee start, thee start…oh I’ll start in a minute! I’ll rip half o one of thi legs off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HendOwl Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Can't have been any propa top rozzer ratlin' if no white plastic chairs been launched! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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