What I want him to come out and say is, "look, I know we are utter bobbar going forward and create almost nothing, but I can promise you that we will be doing extra training this week in order to rectify this. We WILL start scoring goals soon".
I'd respect that.
Instead we get some absolute drivel from him, every week. The answer they give just make all these post match interviews pointless. Cliches etc. Rubbish.
Im no Carlos fan, but at least we got to see him screw up £20 notes for fun and giggles.