Flat Owl Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 When Semedo was on the Weakest Link he made Ann Robinson cry That was post 'surgery' - she was in fact dribbling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo_ Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 That was post 'surgery' - she was in fact dribbling... she still didn't get passed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulos_Medication Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 When Semedo gets in the shower he doesn't turn it on he just stares at it until it cries Winner!!!! Seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obese Owl Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Cheers chaps, what do I win? Is it a Semedo mask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The 1867 11 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Semedo can slam a revolving door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceowl14 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Semedo never irons, he titaniums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Semedo kicked Atlas into oblivion and took the world onto his shoulders whilst still doing a job for us , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 (edited) Semedo aint all that. If he was he would be round here now and he would slam my face in this keyboar%&&(P£""!%^&NTVVKHBV Edited November 18, 2012 by Fedor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 when Semado makes love the universe trembles, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickersleyowl Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Jose Semedo once won a game of texas hold em' with a jackpot of 3 million dollars using only panini sticker swaps of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazinga Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Jose Semedo looked into Medusas eyes and turned her to stone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunsbyowl Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Semedo warning - he will get very angry if people continue to use "passed" instead of "past"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunsbyowl Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 The venomous jellyfish-like marine cnidarian, the "Portuguese Man O'War", was named after Jose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest armchairfan Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Semedo eats coal and sh*ts diamonds. Fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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