bazapeps Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 get these back up - semedo doesnt sleep he waits etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Semedo eats 3 shredded wheat and two Yorkie bars, with Brown sauce, for breakfast every morning He washes it down with apple juice he squeezes from 200 apples using his clenched fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 When Semedo was born, he gave the midwife a good slapping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 (edited) Lionel Messi's footballing hero is Jose Semedo Edited November 17, 2012 by theowlsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owler5 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Semedo once snapped a nokia in half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 As a baby, Semedo didn't wear nappies, he simply shat down the necks of Unitedites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Notts Owl Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 It’s rumoured that when they played together at Sporting CP Ronaldo almost got past him once but Christiano has since denied this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Charlie Webster's fanny was tight until the day she met Semedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obese Owl Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 When Semedo gets in the shower he doesn't turn it on he just stares at it until it cries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 When Semedo's parents bought him a blow football game for Christmas, several hurricanes were reported off the coast of Portugal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 When he's 85, Semedo vows to drive an Austin Rover, and drive at 20 mph so nothing can get past him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obese Owl Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Have heard that ghosts tell their kids if they don't behave Semedo will get them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***HIRSTY*** Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 When Semedo does a press up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cross owl Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 superman can stop a speeding train using his strength . semedo classes this as cheating and just wills the train to stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
***HIRSTY*** Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Semedo has a grizzly bear rug in his house, it's not dead, it's just scared of moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brigadier Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Semedo invented the giraffe when he upper-cutted a horse that tried to get past him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B_SWFC Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 #JoseSemedoFacts There is no control key on Semedo's keyboard. Semedo is always in control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulos_Medication Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Why do you think there were no riots in Sheffield ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coe_22 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Semedo beat up a lion to be crowned king of the jungle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo_ Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 When Semedo was on the Weakest Link he made Ann Robinson cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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