theowlsman Posted August 21, 2012 Author Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) Bloke's having sex issues with the wife so is advised by his doctor to take a Viagra an hour before making love to her. He takes a tablet then rings the wife to tell her to be home in an hour. 20 mins later she rings back and say's she delayed, she'll be a further two hours before she gets home. The bloke rings his doctor for advice. He says it's a shame to waste it and isn't his neighbours' young wife home. Dejected, he says yes. Well why the dejection then asks his doctor? Well he says, I don't need to use a Viagra with her Edited August 21, 2012 by theowlsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobsworth Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Scientists have developed a male contraceptive pill. The man puts it in his shoe and it makes him limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirodo Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I went to the doctor with erectile dysfunction, so he recommended Viagra. "Will I be able to get it over the counter?" I asked. "Bloody hell!" he said. "It's not THAT good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 21, 2012 Author Share Posted August 21, 2012 A bloke goes to the chiropodist and asks for Viagra. Sorry says the chiropodist, I only deal in feet. The bloke slaps out his mammoth c0ck and says "That's a foot and a half, is that good enough?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 You know you are getting old when you take viagra to stop rolling out of bed at night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick - Norfolk Owl Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 You know you're old when you need glasses more than you need sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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