trevdi9 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 probably boreing but what the hell , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 oops sorry done it twice appologies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fast and Bulbous Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Can't hold a candle to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ratty-owl Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Just bought the wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween. Nothing sexual, It just gives her a much better grip on her broomstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 Just bought the wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween. Nothing sexual, It just gives her a much better grip on her broomstick :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 It can't be our number 9 Trev.. He's on his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 It can't be our number 9 Trev.. He's on his feet. lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 It can't be our number 9 Trev.. He's on his feet. you have a very good point there Fedor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooh Lala Sibon Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Amazing Looks like Leon Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiK Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I'm sorry, but we can clearly see that he's not playing on grass there! Not interested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Just bought the wife some crotchless knickers for Halloween. Nothing sexual, It just gives her a much better grip on her broomstick Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ratty-owl Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Talking of Halloween. I pulled an heavy duty monster last night down the local. **** me she looked like she had been ducking for apples in a chip pan. She'd had more hands up her than sooty, and had been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe. She had a face that could make an onion cry and was so big I couldn't ride her in to battle. She'd seen more **** eyes than an oriental optician, and had a face like a stuntmans knee, a fanny like a yawning donkey, and was so ugly not even a sniper would take her out. She had been shot over more times than Sarajevo,and had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout (stunk like one too). She'd been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun, an arse like a bag of spanners and a belly as big as Santa Claus. Still at the end of the day a shag's a shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sten Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Talking of Halloween. I pulled an heavy duty monster last night down the local. **** me she looked like she had been ducking for apples in a chip pan. She'd had more hands up her than sooty, and had been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe. She had a face that could make an onion cry and was so big I couldn't ride her in to battle. She'd seen more **** eyes than an oriental optician, and had a face like a stuntmans knee, a fanny like a yawning donkey, and was so ugly not even a sniper would take her out. She had been shot over more times than Sarajevo,and had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout (stunk like one too). She'd been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun, an arse like a bag of spanners and a belly as big as Santa Claus. Still at the end of the day a shag's a shag. Boooom! Come on down Mr. Royston Vasey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Talking of Halloween. I pulled an heavy duty monster last night down the local. **** me she looked like she had been ducking for apples in a chip pan. She'd had more hands up her than sooty, and had been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe. She had a face that could make an onion cry and was so big I couldn't ride her in to battle. She'd seen more **** eyes than an oriental optician, and had a face like a stuntmans knee, a fanny like a yawning donkey, and was so ugly not even a sniper would take her out. She had been shot over more times than Sarajevo,and had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout (stunk like one too). She'd been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun, an arse like a bag of spanners and a belly as big as Santa Claus. Still at the end of the day a shag's a shag. I've got a horrible feeling he means this, now that is scary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 How can you tell twin witches apart You can't tell witch witch is which.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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