Salmonbones Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) I've sorted it. Last time we got promoted from this league, as legend now has it - it was sorted by a voodoo magic spell a Wednesday fan arranged for. Well, fear not. Wednesday are going up and we will win all our remaining games to boot. A mate of mine is currently residing in Australia, and an avid Owl, I got him to pay for in beer for an Aborigonal Witch dance which has placed a spell on Wednesday, United and Huddersfield. Wednesday are going up my friends, a drunk aborigonal witch doctor has sorted it. (MAKES BIG GUNS MATE DOWN THE PUB LOOK A BIT AMATEURISH!) Pictures will follow as soon as I have them. Edited April 5, 2012 by salmonbones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 My mate in the pub says we've got a chance of going up automatic but at the moment its in the grunters favour. And if we don't beat Huddersfield we can forget about automatic promotion this season..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanTheMan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonbones Posted April 5, 2012 Author Share Posted April 5, 2012 My mate in the pub says we've got a chance of going up automatic but at the moment its in the grunters favour. And if we don't beat Huddersfield we can forget about automatic promotion this season..... Unless your mate is a witch doctor, you ain't having this one. Don't plus or minus this until after we've got promotion by winning all our games. I will accept my fellow Owls adulation at that point. Salmonbones sorted the AUTOMATIC promotion (Dave Jones and the players may have a small say in the matter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanTheMan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Unless your mate is a witch doctor, you ain't having this one. Don't plus or minus this until after we've got promotion by winning all our games. I will accept my fellow Owls adulation at that point. Salmonbones sorted the AUTOMATIC promotion (Dave Jones and the players may have a small say in the matter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest foreverSWFC Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 My mate in the pub says we've got a chance of going up automatic but at the moment its in the grunters favour. And if we don't beat Huddersfield we can forget about automatic promotion this season..... Go away the realist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beano Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 DRUNK?! Hope he didn't get the teams mixed up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lawrie Maddens Hump Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) I've sorted it. Last time we got promoted from this league, as legend now has it - it was sorted by a voodoo magic spell a Wednesday fan arranged for. Well, fear not. Wednesday are going up and we will win all our remaining games to boot. A mate of mine is currently residing in Australia, and an avid Owl, I got him to pay for in beer for an Aborigonal Witch dance which has placed a spell on Wednesday, United and Huddersfield. Wednesday are going up my friends, a drunk aborigonal witch doctor has sorted it. (MAKES BIG GUNS MATE DOWN THE PUB LOOK A BIT AMATEURISH!) Pictures will follow as soon as I have them. SORTED! Nice one Salmonbones! and the witchdoctor.... Edited April 5, 2012 by Lawrie Maddens Hump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueblood Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) Thats good enough for me cobber, don't suppose he gave your mate any score predictions did he. We may aswell make some money our of it now we know we've won Edited April 5, 2012 by Blueblood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skyline Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 I'm just going to stick some money on United getting promotion. That means they won't do it as i'm the most unlucky person in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lawrie Maddens Hump Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 I'm just going to stick some money on United getting promotion. That means they won't do it as i'm the most unlucky person in the world. Proper sacrifice that Skyline. Just a tip though....don't put your mortgage on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Feck me... 2/5! Erm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilanTheMan Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 lol lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest foreverSWFC Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 ooh eee oooh ahh ahh ting tang wallla walla bing bang ooh eee oooh ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hirsty9 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 If he's a drunk aborigini you have stated that he has put a spell on WEDNESDAY as well as Udders and the Pigs so it wont be in our favour you tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest intercity0wl Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 My mate in the pub says we've got a chance of going up automatic but at the moment its in the grunters favour. And if we don't beat Huddersfield we can forget about automatic promotion this season..... So basically he's a Bookie then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest intercity0wl Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 DRUNK?! Hope he didn't get the teams mixed up! Mmmm, and with Australia being kinda upside down to us, will the Spells he has cast be reversed when they get round to this side of the Globe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryPlopper Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Did we ever get any pictures of this aborigoknee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 My mate in the pub says we've got a chance of going up automatic but at the moment its in the grunters favour. And if we don't beat Huddersfield we can forget about automatic promotion this season..... This right again my mate in the pub... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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