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I took me seat in Sheffield 2

can't get to Sheffield 6

I don't know how to use a tram

and pork and ale don't mix

So sat on sunny shoreham street,

ensconced in red and white

i looked upon the "ferguson"

that trollied into sight

I'd expected summatt Flatscreen like

HD ready thing

not the fvckin' black and white

9 incher they did bring

THe sound was hardly good enough

I really have to say

all I could hear was shoutin'

summatt like "Wednesday"

Well any how the power went

i think it blew a fuse

so we did what we always do

took off our fvckin' shoes

it flickered then it farted

then it finally did show

20'000 bouncing on a kop i do not know

I'm not one for new fangled stuff,

really i'm not fussed

so i made me way homewards

fvckinell!!!...We lost!

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You fill up my senses

like a night out in sheffield

like a greasy chip butty

like strong tea..in a mug

like a pint of john smiths beer

but i'm sorry i do fear

we are so fvckin' useless

we can't fix a plug

nah nah nah nah nah ...............FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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You fill up my senses

like a night out in sheffield

like a greasy chip butty

like strong tea..in a mug

like a pint of john smiths beer

but i'm sorry i do fear

we are so fvckin' useless

we can't fix a plug

nah nah nah nah nah ...............FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

flippingclass mate lol lol lol

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Mc Cabe "Get the fookin' thing back on!! Ive got 6000 fans down here..."

Electrician "I'm tryin' boss..its one o them analogue wotsits"

Mc Cabe " We went digital months ago you fookin' idiot..."

Electrician..."I'm off to Argos"

McCabe "Well fookin' hurry up!"

Electrician..."Sh*te...O Grady!!!!"

Mc Cabe...."Forget it...head for the hotel and sandbag the windows"

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