Carlos had a dream (but for england)

[maldenowl]

Think this could be a good pub song if we make another run. Substitute Southgate for Carlos, Kane for Joao and England for sheff wed. 

 

I just need a bit of help with the 2nd verse (to replace 'had no players so had to sign them on loan'. Any lyricists out there who can help a brother out?

 

The best i have is 'big sams gone cos he had a problem with wine' which i know is terrible haha. 

 

 

 

[Essix Blue]

Gareth had a dream, a winning national team 

The fans weren’t sure but he soon had them on board 

Slabhead at the back, with Kane in attack

But there’ll be no brass section

He gave them the sack

[maldenowl]

30 minutes ago, Essix Blue said:

Gareth had a dream, a winning national team 

The fans weren’t sure but he soon had them on board 

Slabhead at the back, with Kane in attack

But there’ll be no brass section

He gave them the sack

 

That's rather good. You could have another calling.

[Essix Blue]

9 minutes ago, maldenowl said:

 

That's rather good. You could have another calling.

If only he HAD sacked them 

 

[Tamworthowl]

Southgate had a dream, of a World Cup winning team,

So we’re out in Qatar, and cheering as England hit six

In a beerless bar, in downtown Doha,

Football’s inclusive, ‘cept for chicks that have dix.

[Essix Blue]

17 minutes ago, Tamworthowl said:

Southgate had a dream, of a World Cup winning team,

So we’re out in Qatar, and cheering as England hit six

In a beerless bar, in downtown Doha,

Football’s inclusive, ‘cept for chicks that have dix.

V good

[marconi]

Southgate had a dream that he was LGBT

and that he’d bummed Sepp Blatter and Michele Platini.

It made him feel sick so he chopped off his d*ck.

He now has to sit down when he has a wee.

[Adem Poric]

FIFA had a dream

Qatar killed all the Queens

that went to Doha wearing rainbow called flags

 

They went on the attack

and confiscated a hat

We're all gay arent we?

Give us One Love armband back