the third man Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 5 hours ago, @owlstalk said: *knock on chairmans door* "Good afternoon Mr Chansiri" "Right Gary, Come in, sit down. We are here today to discuss who you think we should sign for next season" "Ah great! That's good Mr Chairman - let's do this!" "Now as you know I'm absolutely MINTED and it's only the EFL/FFP stopping me doing a massive SPENDAGEDDON but even so I'm so loaded it's unbelievable and even better, I'm putting all my own money in so that should guarantee respect from all the fans too!" "Great!" "So Garry - what I want you to do is give me an idea of who we should sign to get us out of this point deduction thing. You can have ANYONE. REmember I'm minted and loaded so I'll get you anyone you like" "Great that sounds amazing!!" "Right.. Let's start... so this dream team you want to assemble. Let me know which players and I"ll use my contacts, my skills as a chairman but most importantly all that money that I have and I'll go get them for you" "OK that's awesome.. well let's start with my number one target Chey Dunkley. He's a natural born leader, a great player and I want him to be the one to captain the side and lead us to victory!!" "Ok - I'll go get him for you Garry - with all my money and wonga that won't be an issue because remember I"M LOADED!!!! It's only the EFL stopping me spending my money!!" "yeah yeah you've said that Mr Chairman" "You you want this player then? I'll get on the phone and get him, using all my spending power and money?" "Yep - I'm sure" "Hang on.. didn't Dunkley suffer a double leg break last February???" "Yes Mr Chairman but I think he should he top of the list of players to sign!" "Yeah but he's not played a single second of football since he broke his leg in two places in February??!!" "yes but trust me I think he should be our main signing this summer" "Hang on... hasn't he got MASSIVE METAL RODS In his leg????" "Well yes but he's definitely the one I want Mr Chansiri" "A player with a leg broken in two places, who's not played since February, with big metal rods in his leg???" "Yep - would be a great signing!!" "But you can have ANYONE Garry. I'm LOADED me - got loads of money. Cash rich I am. I"m MINTED - you can pick anyone you want in football!!" "Nope it's definitely Chey double leg break, not played since february, metal rods in his leg Dunkley I want" "Well okaaaayyyyy Garry - then I shall fully back you and go get him for you" Anyone thinking Monk has been 'backed' this summer needs to stop, think and reassess their position Then why stay, if they are not his choices then walk, he has more chance of getting another job if he walks than he does if he gets us relegated by Christmas, -12 points or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 1 minute ago, the third man said: Then why stay, if they are not his choices then walk 99% of managers in this game are in the same boat mate That's football 99% of other jobs he could go to would have the same scenario Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 4 hours ago, @owlstalk said: We will never see Dunkley PLAYING in a Sheffield Wednesday shirt mate Not once 25 minutes ago, snaykz said: Sure there will be a new manager positivity video featuring him and our other collection of crocks urging the club onto success from their death beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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