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3 hours ago, hatcheeks said:

she has deffo put some beef on. She carries it well though but I think some regular exercise would do her the world of good. Don't want her getting diabetes or heart disease

 

I'm sure you've got something in mind in that regard.

 

2 hours ago, Lord Snooty said:

Chunky? Beefy? You lot must be half barmy.

You don't want to be rattling away on skin and bone. With your old chap bonging around like a Xylophone mallet. 

God no! Not for me. You need a bit of meat on the bone..

 

 

Sadly, but unsurprisingly my old chap has never been referred to as a mallet! 

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5 minutes ago, hirstyboywonder said:

 

Sadly, but unsurprisingly my old chap has never been referred to as a mallet! 

 

Don't let the women folk bring you down.

 

As long as you've got wood with  rubber on the end you call it a mallet, old fruit.

 

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3 hours ago, Lord Snooty said:

Chunky? Beefy? You lot must be half barmy.

You don't want to be rattling away on skin and bone. With your old chap bonging around like a Xylophone mallet. 

God no! Not for me. You need a bit of meat on the bone..

 

Just shown your Post to Lady Owlerton and she would also like to award you with a kiss symbol reputation and commented that  your "Post "

Is magnificent ... praise indeed from the amply breasted one 

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