theowlsman Posted August 1, 2014 Author Share Posted August 1, 2014 has his father-in-law come round for the evening yet? stock up mate you might be in for a long haul, especially if he brings his girlfriend too...! He's not Scottish is he? Some random Scotsman came in unannounced two hours ago, ate my tea, and drunk all my beer. That's not him is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 if he does it for the next three weeks, brings his girlfriend for days on end and never offers a Penny towards owt, then that might be him...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 If he's the only bloke in the world that your new missus doesn't bark at, then I think he prombly is tbh...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 1, 2014 Author Share Posted August 1, 2014 if he does it for the next three weeks, brings his girlfriend for days on end and never offers a Penny towards owt, then that might be him...! if he does it for the next three weeks, brings his girlfriend for days on end and never offers a Penny towards owt, then that might be him...! if he does it for the next three weeks, brings his girlfriend for days on end and never offers a Penny towards owt, then that might be him...! Cheers mate, I'll keep my eye on him. Missing my plush car too. The b'strd took it. Simon, not the Scottish geezer that is. Left me a right pile o sheeite to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 if you keep going downstairs you'll find a seven room cellar that Simon had done by Fred West Groundworks Co. He used to go in there for days on end playing with his tackle. Your new Missus knows nowt about it...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Trouble with the long posts is by the time you get to the bottom you forget wot it was about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 1, 2014 Author Share Posted August 1, 2014 if you keep going downstairs you'll find a seven room cellar that Simon had done by Fred West Groundworks Co. He used to go in there for days on end playing with his tackle. Your new Missus knows nowt about it...! Found it already, but if you're the Squire of Preston, I believe you have dungeons and a moat at your gaff? Trouble with the long posts is by the time you get to the bottom you forget wot it was about It was a symopsis of clapperologism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 my cellar is flooded. poor girls have to take their dresses off when they fetch coal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Trouble with the long posts is by the time you get to the bottom you forget wot it was about that's age BG, ask Grandad or Reading Owl...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 1, 2014 Author Share Posted August 1, 2014 my cellar is flooded. poor girls have to take their dresses off when they fetch coal. My wife used to do that. Said she asked Simon for the poker by the fireplace. Seems he misheard but she seemed to like the outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share Posted August 12, 2014 Big thank you is due to Mr Gray Cheers Stuart for taking the competition seriously. Not that he had much in reserve to play with of course. Two wins doesn't get you off the hook Mr Mandaric. Further signings are still required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sl-OWL-ly Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Big thank you is due to Mr Gray Cheers Stuart for taking the competition seriously. Not that he had much in reserve to play with of course. Two wins doesn't get you off the hook Mr Mandaric. Further signings are still required. But Mammadov's shouldn't be one of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 More of the same please Mr Gray. The best team you can put out, further progression, and continue that undefeated run please. Ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deleted member Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 that's age BG, ask Grandad or Reading Owl...! I get bored halfway through and skip on to the responses these days. Then wait to see if BG, the realist or JTO have replied, cob in a verbal grenade and wait for the response. I don't usually have to wait long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 sad.. Just concentrate on the footie will ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Whaddafuq did I just read?????? Am I through the looking glass????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Why av u not put that under grandads post? Because he can spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Why av u not put that under grandads post? Because he can spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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