Who remembers all of this?

[theowlsman]

Cruciate ligaments? Broken toes?

 

Pah, that’s nothing. I was dragged along a runway by a 747, only escaping when we got to 10,000 feet and the landing gear was raised, falling into a jungle, where I was attacked by leopards. I only escaped because they weren’t that hungry. I crawled on hands and knees until I reached a river where I was rescued by the Red Cross. After agreeing to making a donation, they flew me by helicopter to the nearest hospital, in Nigeria, where we got caught up in a local protest and got shot at. I got hit in the head, but survived. The only problem being that I now forget things, and sometimes repeat myself.

 

Cruciate ligaments? Broken toes!

 

Pah, that’s nothing. I was dragged along a runway by a 747, only escaping when................

 

 

ps - 2-1 to Brentford.