Best Sheffield Wednesday Tattoo competition

[Holmowl]

On 23/07/2022 at 23:33, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said:

Okay, I’m going to ask

 

Did you manage to fit all the letters on?

 

Oh come on, we’re all thinking it

An oldie but I still like it….

 

I once went into the toilets at a match and found myself stood at the next urinal to John Fashanu. I’d heard the rumours of his impressive manhood so couldn’t resist a sly peak. True to rumour it was very impressive, but I’ve got to be honest I’d expected even more. However, what did surprise me was that it had a tattoo of “Hy”.

 

I must have stared too long as he saw me looking and I tried to get out of it by saying “I was just admiring the tattoo on your manhood mate. Beautifully done, but if you don’t mind me saying, Hi is spelt H I not H Y”

 

”Oh” said Fash. “It doesn’t say Hi. I had to be fully aroused to have the tattoo done. It says “Hi, my name’s John Fashanu. Have a nice day”

 

 

[PortlandOwl]

I'm thinking of getting one of Xisco Munoz....maybe i'll wait a bit.