Leaping Lannys Perm Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) Do you have something to confess Zico? Edited July 12, 2015 by Leaping Lannys Perm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 It is when the dreaded question from wifey comes along that the real trouble starts 'Who do you love most, me or Sheffield Wednesday?' Options 1 Tell the truth - unthinkable 2 Tell an outright lie 'You of course my sweetheart' - difficult to pull off unless one is an accomplished liar 3 'Do you really have to ask darling?' - no chance, she will instinctively smell a rat 4 Feign a heart attack - just delays the inevitable 5 'Not the one with the hairy legs who leaves me frustrated most weekends' - could be worth a try, however if she cottons on you are talking about her, you are dead meat Other suggestions welcomed Judging by you avatar, I'd suggest the best advice I can give you is: "Don't panic". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 In all seriousness, there is a simple answer to the question. Of course it is you my darling. But as you love me the same, I know you would never ask me to give up something else that makes me happy. Turn the guilt around. And consider questioning your life choices if she is even asking the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S25OWL Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) LLP I don't have that problem my wife is as crazy as I am. We used most of our holidays in the early 90's following owls home and away not missing a single match I remember meeting LLP at dinnington town pre-season a few years ago. He's a great chap - kids love watching owls too - so I can understand why he wants his other half to go too. However, with some games over last few seasons I would have probably preferred going shopping and I hate shopping. I only go to meadowhall once a year if I have too !! WAWAW UTO FTB Edited July 12, 2015 by S25OWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted July 12, 2015 Author Share Posted July 12, 2015 LLP I don't have that problem my wife is as crazy as I am. We used most of our holidays in the early 90's following owls home and away not missing a single match I remember meeting LLP at dinnington town pre-season a few years ago. He's a great chap - kids love watching owls too - so I can understand why he wants his other half to go too. However, with some games over last few seasons I would have probably preferred going shopping and I hate shopping. I only go to meadowhall once a year if I have too !! WAWAW UTO FTB Yeah remember that. How's your young un doing. Must be a teenager by now. Lucky you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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