asteener1867 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 The way I see it...Theres this pig right?...and it keeps fightin' with other barnyard animals..like ..err...cows (The cow is Uddersfield)...right? Well durin' these spats the Pig keeps gettin' bothered by an Owl..that lives in a tree...near the farm ...right.... Well The pig thinks ive fookin' had enough of this and has a fight with the Owl...and is winnin' til the last couple of minutes when the Owl tw*ts him under the chin...twice...its deemed as a draw... Well the Pig is forever looking over his shoulder..for the Owl...right?.....but carries on bullying the other farmyard inhabitants....but is still a bit uncertain about his feathered foe sittin' in the tree an' lookin' down in a disdainful manner... Well anyroad upwards comes the time when the pig has to climb the tree and fight the Owl...he's not lookin' forward to it...loses his bottle and the Owl kicks his fvckin' head in...The pig is now a fvckin' nervous wreck...all tremblin' pork...and he totally goes to fvckin' pieces... The cows sat havin ' a look and he's not so mithered about taking the Owl on either................... So I reckon Wednesday go up.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cbroaduk8 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 can't argue with that ......... i should but can't find a valid reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted March 3, 2012 Author Share Posted March 3, 2012 can't argue with that ......... i should but can't find a valid reason It was written with that in mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheffWed-1867 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Haha top stuff, got it down to a tee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GreenGoose Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 That is a glorious piece of writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cbroaduk8 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 It was written with that in mind Ha HA fair play UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnbloodaxe Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 The pigs now hurt two of his back legs as well now and can't even walk properly anymore. is now getting worried about all the other farm animals starting to get their own back .... Oinking and squeeling and and moaning about the herdsman in black... What they need to realise is all animals are equal BUT some animals are just MASSIVER than others.... COME ON WEDNESDAY UTO .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted March 3, 2012 Author Share Posted March 3, 2012 The pigs now hurt two of his back legs as well now and can't even walk properly anymore. is now getting worried about all the other farm animals starting to get their own back .... Oinking and squeeling and and moaning about the herdsman in black... What they need to realise is all animals are equal BUT some animals are just MASSIVER than others.... COME ON WEDNESDAY UTO .... Indeed Mr Orwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsd112 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Ile Have To Read That To The Grandkids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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