Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted November 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2022 "Booze ban at the World Cup ,eh" "Indeed, Sir" "Ruddy cheek of it" "Well, not really Sir, after-all, alcohol is frowned upon over there" "So is touching other men's bottoms, Stubbs. But don't tell me none of them have ever done it, half of them have been educated at Public Schools in England!" "Indeed, Sir. However; 'when in Rome'...and really, does one need to consume large quantities of Alcohol to enjoy football, the beautiful game?" "You have seen tonight's performance haven't you?" "Hmmm." "Of course, you know the biggest problem with all this. Those poor camera-men" "Poor Camera-men?" "Don't pretend you don't know Stubbs. The heroes of all the World Cups. There's a stop in play. Substitution. Whatever. Lull. And in there, amongst the 50,000, those eagle-eyed-legends of the lens always manage to find a bit of hot Totty. Without fail. True bastions of the game those camera-men." "I don't think Qatar have banned women, Sir" "No, but it's been bloody scarce pickings, nearest we've seen to a t*t is Ronaldo throwing himself on the floor against Ghana." "Well, speaking of t*ts, Sir. We welcome Stephen Quinn back to Hillsborough tomorrow." "Lovely segway Stubbs, bravo" Saturday 26 November Kick-off: 3:00pm Emirates FA Cup round two Hillsborough ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLEASE NOTE The South Stand and North Stand only will be open to home supporters. The Fan Zone will not be open for this fixture. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WEDNESDAY The Owls will be without Josh Windass who picked up a strain against Shrewsbury Town. Akin Famewo got through 45 minutes for the U23s, but this game has probably come to soon for him. With shortages at the back Darren Moore will likely have to use regualr league pairing of Ihiekwe and McGuinness. Callum Paterson is in line for a recall. and Lee Gregory will be looking to get some time under his belt after a spell on the bench. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MANSFIELD TOWN Nigel Clough doesn't have a big squad down at Mansfield and is likely to make few changes. Though he will be looking for a much improved performance after his Stags side lost 3-0 away at Harrogate Town last weekend. Former Sheffield Un*ted midfield Stephen Quinn may once more play in the advanced midfield role off striker , Lucas Akins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15 3 7 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 A very early start this evening M'Lord. Has the Nuns Chuff shut already? UTO. An easy win tomorrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Bassett Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 3-0'win, Pato to run the show and Shipston to gain instant legendary status by clattering Quinn in the first 5 mins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 Great OMDP as ever, Snoots but I'm pretty sure it's "segue" (verb: "to move onto a new topic") rather than Segway (noun: "trade name of a daft two wheel travelling device"). It's still the cup. Let's thrape the buggers just as we did in round 4 in 1967 (Us 4 v 0 Them). 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 THrape (archaic - to comprehensively defeat) Unless you are directing "Billy Liar" starring Tom Courtenay, Wilfred Pickles, Rodney Bewes & Julie Christie In which case it's Billy Liar talking to his undertaker employer as they gaze out over the city of Bradford and Billy unconsciously takes on the persona of a discontented Yorkshireman: BILLY: Eeh! I'm fair thraped wi' this town! SHADRACK: What d'ye mean? BILLY: Well, it's neither mickle nor muckle. SHADRACK: Are you takin' a rise out o' me, young man? Billy retreats in confusion and embarrassment Superb film, acted and directed faultlessly from start to finish. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 That should have been DUXBURY rather than SHADRACK btw. "Rita" and "Barbara" never enjoyed the success that"Liz" did, though. She went on to be "Lara" in "Doctor Zhivago". Bustard!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumbullowl Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Julie Christie. Some movie that. Talking of hot totty, didn't the Mansfield owner marry his secretary, who now runs the club? Or was that West Ham? It's a blur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 2 hours ago, trumbullowl said: Julie Christie. Some movie that. Talking of hot totty, didn't the Mansfield owner marry his secretary, who now runs the club? Or was that West Ham? It's a blur. They love a bit of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanyowls Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 36 minutes ago, royalowlisback said: They love a bit of it. Porklife! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Do the Qataris have any influence over Owlstalk ? The fact that we feel the need to put an asterisk in the middle of t*t suggests that it’s not just the Arabs that struggle with reality. Hang on…. I’m going to try it but I won’t know whether it escapes the morality police until after I post it….. here goes, wish me luck……. ********. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Just now, scilly owl said: Do the Qataris have any influence over Owlstalk ? The fact that we feel the need to put an asterisk in the middle of t*t suggests that it’s not just the Arabs that struggle with reality. Hang on…. I’m going to try it but I won’t know whether it escapes the morality police until after I post it….. here goes, wish me luck……. ********. No , they wouldn’t take it and they used too many asterisks as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel The Tree Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Not allowed to use the familiar abbreviation of Richard on here either Well, not unless the poster likes folks to think he's five years old 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedee Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Thanks Lord Snooty The 3rd round draw awaits , no slip ups please 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthowl Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 What’s happening with Neymarv? I know his form has been a bit iffy lately, but he missed last week completely. Is he injured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyowl Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Young Clough's Armageddon ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOWL Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Excellent thank you M'Lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Top post milord. Was worried that I was starting to get too involved in the World Cup thingy at the expense of the Owls, but last night's non-event restored the natural order of things. England expectations dashed again. Back to Wednesday expectations again. Let's hope they don't go the same way. They shouldn't do, but it's the cup. And it's Sheffield Wednesday. UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WBridgfordowl Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Have we ever beaten a side managed by Nigel Clough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkey Owl Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Great post as always. Does anyone know if there is a stream for this. Can’t make the match as living abroad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 PLAY UP THE WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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