Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted July 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2022 "Evening Stubbs" "Good evening, Sir. Let me get your case. Did you enjoy your holidays?" "I'll say. There's nothing like a brief trip to the 1920's Riviera to put a bounce back in the step. Ahh, great days, Stubbs, great days" "Unless you were poor" "Did you say something?" "Nothing Sir." "Excellent. Yes, well, I'm back and full of beans. What news?" "Plenty of news, Sir" "Just the abridged version then" "Right. (draws deep breath) Hutchinson has gone to Reading" "No!" "Yes. Vaulks has come in from Cardiff" "NO!" "Yes. Luongo has gone. But nowhere in particular. Wildsmith and Mendez-Laing have gone to Derby. Rooney has gone to the MLS. We've robbed Rotherham two best players, the centre half and the twenty goal centre forward." "No" "Yes. We've got the boy James in on loan from Blackpool, also Wimbledon's best player." "No." "Yes." "I don't believe it. It's all such good news. What about the kit? Have we got the new kit? Oh God. What have they done with the kit.." "Here, Sir.." "My God, I've never seen a thing of such beauty." "And the away kit, Sir." "Good grief. Pass me a tissue, Stubbs. I've gone moist" "Don't cry ,Sir" "I'm not crying. It's a good job you're here Stubbs, for I half feel like taking myself in hand and dragging myself around the room while chanting "Yellows, Yellows!"." "Indeed, Sir" "Well, this is it then. Put the Champagne on Ice, man. Put it on Ice, we'll pop down to the boating shed and pop a bit of caulk on HMS P*ss the League, eh what!" "Very good, Sir" "Come, tell me more as we walk. What other joyous news have I missed in the glowing Utopia that this place has become in my absence" "We've signed Stockdale from Wycombe" "Stockdale? The Stockdale?" "Yes, Sir" "Great shades of Elvis, this is it! The kit, the 20 goal striker, the busy midfield general and the slipperiest keeper in the business. Man alive, they may aswell give us the trophy now. Stunning football at home, and time wasting teams to death away to steal the wins. What a time to be alive! Anymore news?" "The England ladies team are in the Euro finals on Sunday." "No! Why that's superb" "Oh, and the EFL have announced a clamp down on time wasting." "Wait , what!?" "Yes Sir, after record the least playing time in history, that is to say the ball being 'in-play' than ever before last season, referees have been instructed to be more proactive in curbing time-wasting and will be sanctioning players early on in the game with cards. Sir, are you ok?" "Huh. Huhuhuh. hehe. My God, these people really will stop at nothing will they" "What people, Sir?" "The EFL, Stubbs. The EFL. There's no level to which they won't stoop in their quest." "Oh no..." "They wait until we sign Stockdale, the slipperiest of time eaters, until they bring in this time wasting thingy. Doesn't that strike you as odd eh?" " I'd have thought we might have got to Christmas before the first anti-Wednesday conspiracy" "They've got it in for us Stubbs!" "Oh, here we go. Righto, don't worry ,Sir. I know the drill. This is where I push the boat back in the shed, and you head back to the house, get drunk and mumble about secret cabals all night and..." "Not a bit of it, Stubbs. Not a bit of it. We're getting the boat out and I'll tell you why. Because even with their Wednesday hating rules-" "*Sigh" "-even with them, we're still going to rip the league apart! Oh yes. With these players and these wonderful new kits. Come on. Get your life jacket on Stubbs! YELLOWS, YELLOWS, YELLOWS!" +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WEDNESDAY V PORTSMOUTH Darren Moore only has concerns over Callum Paterson who has a slight strain. The Scottish forward is the only player doubtful for the Owls opening day clash. New striker Michael Smith is available for selection and Darren Moore must decide whether to start his new striker or stick with the Windass/Gregory partnership that has played most of pre season. Will Vaulks is over a knock which kept him out of the Wigan friendly. PORTSMOUTH have nine new signings hoping to make their competitive Pompey debuts – although Marlon Pack did play a couple of games during his first spell at the club. Colby Bishop, Josh Griffiths, Michael Morrison, Josh Oluwayemi, Joe Pigott, Joe Rafferty, Dane Scarlett and Zak Swanson will all be hoping to feature. . ================================================ HEAD TO HEAD Overall Pompey: 27 wins Wednesday: 27 wins 15 draws At Hillsborough Pompey: 9 wins Wednesday: 18 wins 8 draws ================================================ 52 13 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBMitchell Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Come on Wednesday Smashing start to the new season WAWAW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Nick Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 That's it, the new Season is on, Lord Snooty has spoken, and he's optimistic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Welcome back MiLord. Great start from you to the new season. On time and on message. Well done. Same from the team and we're well on the way. UTO And God Bless us, everyone. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Hi all - Well here we go - and the season starts on my birthday too - Get on it from the word go Wednesday and let's start as we mean to go on and get a real feelgood factor around the place... COME ONNNNN!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five Archers Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Welcome back Snoots great start to the new season, Come on Wednesday. you’re everywhere and nowhere baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Five Archers Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, Prendo's boots said: Hi all - Well here we go - and the season starts on my birthday too - Get on it from the word go Wednesday and let's start as we mean to go on and get a real feelgood factor around the place... COME ONNNNN!!! Happy birthday Prendo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sunburn Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Welcome back, Lord Snooty. and a big welcome back to all Wednesdayites! Big start tomorrow. I’m ready to celebrate! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Welcome Back`LS and we hope all is well in the Family. Need to set out our intentions at`3pm today by beating Pompey. Though i reckon this will be a much`tigher affair than back`in May.2-1 Win to the Owls. COME ON WEDNESDAY. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOFABI Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 WE ARE BACK NO FROZEN CHICKEN THIS SEASON 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, BOOFABI said: WE ARE BACK NO FROZEN CHICKEN THIS SEASON Same goes for Headless Chickens as well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcolm Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 New kits,new pitch,new floodlights new season.Lets smash it,get of to a storming start and kick on from there.2-0 to the mighty Wednesday. UTO. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOLS Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Thanks for the intro to the new season, MiLord. Few words are needed today, just COME ON YOU BLUE AND WHITE WIZARDS! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalAlien Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Fantastic! New season optimism is the best and this time I'm sure it's justified (I always am though) Let's start the season in style and just keep going! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyCraig Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Shoulders back and smash it. UTO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Wonderful Snoots as always. A masterclass sir. Come onnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gresh Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Let's get this season off to a winning start to kick start our promotion push. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanBird Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Welcome back Milord! Wonderful OMDT! What a great start of the day and season. Happy Birthday @Prendo's boots 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 3-1 win. C’mon you blue & white wizards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 And so begins the long marathon of optimism, euphoria, despair, fury, elation, confusion, blame, worship….have I missed anything out ? Nice to have you back Snoots, hope that you were careful in the heatwave sunshine. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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