thebizzle Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) Recently spent some time with us on 'work experience' from Man Utd and is on our radar should we not sign a Wilks type. Scored several hundred goals at Man City academy, moved to Man Utd and is ready for mens football. Has a big future Edited June 28, 2022 by thebizzle 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 I hope the work experience at SWFC is better than what we used to get as kids. Mine involved binding some documents for hours and I had some cheeky tw@t ask me if I knew how to spell fork (I was 15 at the time). 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post owlinexile Posted June 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, SiJ said: I hope the work experience at SWFC is better than what we used to get as kids. Mine involved binding some documents for hours and I had some cheeky tw@t ask me if I knew how to spell fork (I was 15 at the time). I got sent to Sheffield Wildlife Trust. They had me wandering around Manor Top with a trundle wheel. It bore no resemblance to any work I have ever experienced since. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 17 minutes ago, SiJ said: I hope the work experience at SWFC is better than what we used to get as kids. Mine involved binding some documents for hours and I had some cheeky tw@t ask me if I knew how to spell fork (I was 15 at the time). Did you ask him if he knew how to spell fork? I bet he couldn't and that's why he asked you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracksuit Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 20 minutes ago, thebizzle said: Recently spent some time with us on 'work experience' from Man Utd and is on our radar should we not sign a Wilks type. Scored several hundred goals at Man City academy, moved to Man Utd and is ready for mens football. Has a big future Sounds exciting! Would love us to drop on an unknown youngster who can hit the ground running & get a bit of excitement around the place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said: Did you ask him if he knew how to spell fork? I bet he couldn't and that's why he asked you. Bloody should have done! Wonder if he stills works there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The coach Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 I was told to gu up to the stores and ask for a long stand..bout an hour later somebody told me wot was happening 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, SiJ said: Bloody should have done! Wonder if he stills works there? Be forked if he does. I know....I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post beswetherick Posted June 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) Kid at school put in the computer that they'd like to work with animals. Computer suggested they do work experience in an abattoir Edited June 28, 2022 by beswetherick 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmJimmers Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 24 minutes ago, SiJ said: I hope the work experience at SWFC is better than what we used to get as kids. Mine involved binding some documents for hours and I had some cheeky tw@t ask me if I knew how to spell fork (I was 15 at the time). Mine was in a small, independent gym cleaning up dog p!ss because they had about 10 puppies for some reason. Did teach me that cleaning up after little shithouses was a daily task when working tbf. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 "Tube of glue with a left handed nozzle" He was gone for hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The coach Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Asking for a left handed screwdriver...sent to the hardware shop for a tub of elbow grease..think I fell for them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 31 minutes ago, thebizzle said: Recently spent some time with us on 'work experience' from Man Utd and is on our radar should we not sign a Wilks type. Scored several hundred goals at Man City academy, moved to Man Utd and is ready for mens football. Has a big future Can he play at LWB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hirstysfags Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Out they all come..... Glass hammer....left handed screwdriver, bubble for the spirit level, air for the compressor, sparks for the grinder, tartan paint..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 My Work Experience was at Spot On Snooker Club - I basically carried beer barrels and crates upstairs, and sorted through broken glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 43 minutes ago, SiJ said: I hope the work experience at SWFC is better than what we used to get as kids. Mine involved binding some documents for hours and I had some cheeky tw@t ask me if I knew how to spell fork (I was 15 at the time). Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strings Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 48 minutes ago, SiJ said: I hope the work experience at SWFC is better than what we used to get as kids. Mine involved binding some documents for hours and I had some cheeky tw@t ask me if I knew how to spell fork (I was 15 at the time). Did you tell them to fork off? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Strings said: Did you tell them to fork off? We actually recreated the fork handle sketch and then I got back to binding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinowl Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 6 hours ago, owlinexile said: I got sent to Sheffield Wildlife Trust. They had me wandering around Manor Top with a trundle wheel. It bore no resemblance to any work I have ever experienced since. I on the other hand have done lots of trundling (?!?!?) for the wildlife trust, so that would've been perfect whereas a week in Burton's seems pointless now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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