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Paul Warne had a dream,                              To stay in the Championship scene,    But Ickehwie and Smith pissed on his chips,                                They had to jump ship.    From toytowns nest they did slip.                    They're now Sheffield Wednesday's,                  And they'll never go back! 

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4 minutes ago, FlyingOwl said:

Mike Ihiekwe 

He left Rotherham for the Wednesday

Defending and scoring from set plays 
And he leads our line 

 

(She’s Electric)

Love this 

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13 minutes ago, FlyingOwl said:

Mike Ihiekwe 

He left Rotherham for the Wednesday

Defending and scoring from set plays 
And he leads our line 

 

(She’s Electric)

If we developed this further, we could finish with the line “He is Ihiekwe; can I be Ihiekwe too”. 

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42 minutes ago, shandypants said:

If we developed this further, we could finish with the line “He is Ihiekwe; can I be Ihiekwe too”. 

‘And I want you to know he’s gonna take us up now

cos he leads our line

and I want you to know he’s gonna take us up now

cos he leads the 

He’ll score a goal or two or three 

He’d head a brick and then a tree 
He hates the red, he’s white and blue

He is Ihiekwe, can I be Ihiekwe too?

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1 minute ago, FlyingOwl said:

‘And I want you to know he’s gonna take us up now

cos he leads our line

and I want you to know he’s gonna take us up now

cos he leads the 

He’ll score a goal or two or three 

He’d head a brick and then a tree 
He hates the red, he’s white and blue

He is Ihiekwe, can I be Ihiekwe too?

Madam, I doff my cap to you. 

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On 23/06/2022 at 00:47, the mighty wednesday said:

Here at Hillsborough the mighty Hillsborough Ihekwie plays tonight
Ihekwie Ihjekwie Ihekwie Ihekwie

To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight - is that song regarded as politically incorrect these days as I seem to remember Tight Fit were wearing grass skirts or something on TOTP - hope it is not as un-pc as calling Nuhiu Big Dave - I don't know. I'll leave it up to the more pc Owlstalk members to decide.

I won't be too upset if it is not taken up by the Kop and the band. I'm more upset that Junior Agogo never got into the first team as I always wanted to sing his name to Going To A Gogo by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles.  lol

 

 

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4 hours ago, shandypants said:

Nope. He’s proven. 

To be fair, with our history with players I’ll reserve judgment. We have thus uncanny habitat of making decent players crap overnight. 

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Cba reading the entire thread, but I've got a winner. 

 

To the old Chrissy Chrissy O'Grady song ... 

 

Michael Ihiekwe..

Michael Ihiekwe..

Michael Michael Iheakwe..

Michael Michael Iheakwe is f'ing better than xxxxx

 

Not sure who's name the xxx can be yet though? 

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1 hour ago, Eaton_Swfc said:

Cba reading the entire thread, but I've got a winner. 

 

To the old Chrissy Chrissy O'Grady song ... 

 

Michael Ihiekwe..

Michael Ihiekwe..

Michael Michael Iheakwe..

Michael Michael Iheakwe is f'ing better than xxxxx

 

Not sure who's name the xxx can be yet though? 

Could change it to 

Michael Michael Ihiekwe 

He f**ked off Rotherham

To sign for the Wednesday

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5 hours ago, FlyingOwl said:

Could change it to 

Michael Michael Ihiekwe 

He f**ked off Rotherham

To sign for the Wednesday

 

With a nice 1, 2, 3, 4 after it. 

 

Always love a good one of them. That's the winner for me personally.

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On 23/06/2022 at 04:17, Emerson Thome said:

You were working as a full back in a dingle yard
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's Moore who put you where you are now
And he can put you back down too.

 

Mike. Mike I-hiek-we

You know I can't believe it when I see you in our back three
Mike. Mike I-hiek-we

We almost don't believe you when you signed up with no cash fee

 

When you came and signed

Smith also changed his mind

Now clean sheet at the back and you will both be scoring

 

Mike I-hiek-we, baby
Mike I-hiek-we, Ohhhhhh!
Mike I-hiek-we, baby

Mike I-hiek-we, Ohhhhhh!
 

This is a contender for the Owlstalk Hall of fame posts. I'll try and get it going Alfreton away.

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