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Beres first .....

Then a kick about in the park whilst  scouting for our next superstar striker ...

Take a hook n line n some maggots try n catch a roach or two while the park patrols up the bowling green having a fąg. 

It's a marathon not a sprint ...

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14 minutes ago, S72 Owl said:

I’d sponsor the shirt for £800 million enabling Moore to spend it all on players this summer. 

You already have the budget

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14 minutes ago, S72 Owl said:

I’d sponsor the shirt for £800 million enabling Moore to spend it all on players this summer. 

Nowt wrong with a £1.6billion budget. I presume we’re aiming at winning the Champions League within four years.

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21 minutes ago, OneManBand said:

I'd employ someone who knew what they was doing to run the club, cos I havent got a clue... sound familiar?

Yep. Employ a director of football type thing who knows how to run the football side. Let him advise me on how best to run the place. Let him explain the best way to run an academy so we can aim to be sustainable from a players playing and players sold point of view. Let him advise me on how the facility needs to be set up so we have the best training ground for what we need. None of this affects ffp. 

 

I'd then listen to someone on the commercial and business side of things. Sort out the shop and other revenue streams. Maximise revenue to help. 

 

Then it's onto the ground. Lick of paint all round, tidy up the concourses to make them more welcoming, improve facilities by adding more places to buy stuff and extending spaces where fans can go if possible. Again, this doesn't come off ffp. West stand redevelopment looked at with an eye to the future. Have some pride in the old girl. 

 

Next, set up an owl sanctuary on the premises. Have some flying about on the pitch before games as a lucky mascot type thing. Let younger fans go and see em etc as a matter of pride that we're helping our endangered feathered friends. With that kind of luck we'll be able to turn the corner. And it doesn't affect ffp. 

 

Finally, back to the director of football to talk about the manager and team, employ someone with a track record of promotion and building an ethos and let em get on with it. 

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Academy and training ground get them up to scratch 1st. Build a base that will help us for ever don't be too short sighted with spanking it all on players.

After that some ground improvements but mainly paint and rearrange bottom tier of leap then reroof the kop.

Improve catering options and areas within the ground.

 

After that slowly spend on the squad.

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Id revamp the recruitment department, similar to Plymouth bring in stats boffins, ideally lead by one of the Brentford recruitment staff.

Bring in Mark Devlin from Huddersfield to be CEO to implement changes, formulate a playing style and employ the best coaching and management staff that suited the style of play

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1. Roast pork sandwiches.

2. Quality toilet roll in all toilets.

3. Throwable/lightable cushions in the North and South stands.

4. Ban over 70's if they fall asleep.

5. Ban anyone on the kop who hasn't showered within the last 2 days.

6. Ban anyone in the North stand who grunts or drools.

7. Sack anyone in the catering kiosks who can't add 10 + 10 + 10 - 5.

8. Anyone fetching a flask or a blanket to a match must apologise in the centre circle at half time, and then be slide tackled by Hutch as a forfeit.

9. Anyone who says they took an opposition kop in the 70's has to kiss Chris Adamson with tongues at half time in the centre circle and apologise to all fans for their stupidity.

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