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They’re all plastic fans

 

This is why Wednesday fans are so much better than them

 

They think they’re going mental because they’re playing for champions league places

 

Wednesday fans take it to a whole other level when we equalise away at fleetwood

 

I’d hate to be a Man U, Arsenal, Tottenham fan

 

we are sooooooooo much better than that

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Never mind all the Arsenal, Man utd, Liverpool, Newcastle  "fans".

I was reading today that 4 years ago Scunthorpe were in the league one play-offs.

They are now relegated from the football league having received more red cards this season (5) than games they won (4). 

Now they're proper supporters.

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Meh. 

 

I am good friends with the typical plastic Scousers and Mancs. 

 

Tbf, one of them managed to get to some actual games this season, so that was that quite impressive on his part. 

 

Obviously talk football with them, but you know full well that they have literally zero interest in what we are doing. You just have to humour these people by telling them how interesting it is that Mo Salah might not sign a new deal or some other crap. 

 

We might only spend 100 million this summer!

 

Really? You poor things. How do you cope? 

 

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4 minutes ago, SiJ said:

Meh. 

 

I am good friends with the typical plastic Scousers and Mancs. 

 

Tbf, one of them managed to get to some actual games this season, so that was that quite impressive on his part. 

 

Obviously talk football with them, but you know full well that they have literally zero interest in what we are doing. You just have to humour these people by telling them how interesting it is that Mo Salah might not sign a new deal or some other crap. 

 

We might only spend 100 million this summer!

 

Really? You poor things. How do you cope? 

 

Just to follow this up though. 

 

To put across the difference: 

 

I would have celebrated and enjoyed a promotion from League One far more than my plastic Scouse mate would if Liverpool get their hands on the quadruple. 

 

That's not to say proper Liverpool fans won't be going absolutely mental if that happens. 

 

 

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I live in Donny on a road with 5 houses, 2 are Wednesday, 3 Leeds

 

The 3 Leeds supporters are from Donny, the other Wednesdayite is from Killamarsh

 

We have a Liverpool supporter behind us, born and bred in Donny

 

I've been to Anfield more times than he has

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Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife.

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Technically you wouldn't have a better orgasm if you were shXgging Lily James or Holly Willoughby rather than your missus or fella or whatever.

But you would feel better about yourself lets be honest.

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I respect Arsenal, Spurs, Man U, Liverpool fans who actually part with they money and attend games (Although I guess tickets are hard to come by).

But people who just see Football clubs as a bit of a fashion accessory and don't have any connection to the area the club is based in and only follow them on TV feels bit soulless to me. 

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13 hours ago, Nero said:

Technically you wouldn't have a better orgasm if you were shXgging Lily James or Holly Willoughby rather than your missus or fella or whatever.

But you would feel better about yourself lets be honest.

Lily James 

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13 hours ago, Nero said:

Technically you wouldn't have a better orgasm if you were shXgging Lily James or Holly Willoughby rather than your missus or fella or whatever.

But you would feel better about yourself lets be honest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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There spoke a man who's never seen Mamma Mia 2

 

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