Guest mrbluesky Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmJimmers Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Compare dildos 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Can you get blue dildos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 0742 Posted February 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 28, 2022 2 hours ago, OxonOwl said: Can you get blue dildos? Not yet, but maybe if the right man was presented by such an idea... D-Dildos, not making you come any time soon 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridportOwl Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Can you imagine the stewards meeting before the game? 'Right folks, big game today. Let's keep watch for any trouble, keep the concourses free at all times and please make sure you frisk everyone for dildos.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Threads I never thought I'd read number 69. I'm conflicted on this one. Part of me knows that throwing stuff on the pitch is wrong. I know that a dildo launched from the back of tbe stand could fall short of the pitch and hit someone, causing injury. But there's another part of me that really really wants to see thousands of dildos rain down from the stands on 69 minutes. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridportOwl Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 8 minutes ago, latemodelchild said: Threads I never thought I'd read number 69. I'm conflicted on this one. Part of me knows that throwing stuff on the pitch is wrong. I know that a dildo launched from the back of tbe stand could fall short of the pitch and hit someone, causing injury. But there's another part of me that really really wants to see thousands of dildos rain down from the stands on 69 minutes. If any player gets hit by a dildo they know full well they will be a pub quiz question for many years to come. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mercury Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 Can see some of the female Blues fans leaving the stadium & having a very enjoyable Saturday night ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scram Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 There'll be special measures put in place to deal with this quickly and easily These guys... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrbluesky Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 5 hours ago, scram said: There'll be special measures put in place to deal with this quickly and easily These guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mildatheart67 Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 Could ask the previous owners for a bulk order. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2017/sep/08/west-ham-slaven-bilic-laughed-dildo-brothers-sullivan-gold Guess that makes em doubledongers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 It's clever because they can all smuggle them in up their aarses 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Highlights should be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 The atmosphere should be buzzing. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Of The Roasters Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 On 28/02/2022 at 13:46, BridportOwl said: If any player gets hit by a dildo they know full well they will be a pub quiz question for many years to come. It's going to be one of those Question of Sport "What Happened Next" questions, isn't it? Actually, it's probably not. But it should be. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Pablo Bonvin said: The atmosphere should be buzzing. It's certainly gonna be vibrant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 69th minute and on come the male substitutes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dronfield Blue Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 This man got the idea wrong with where to put the batteries. https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/bizarre/man-rushed-hospital-after-shoving-battery-********-1338007.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlinmad Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 On 28/02/2022 at 15:57, Mr Mercury said: Can see some of the female Blues fans leaving the stadium & having a very enjoyable Saturday night ! Bit sexist. What about the blokes, those who don't identify, LGBT etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fudge27 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Didn't happen. What a load of balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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