Jordan Storey

[areNOTwhatTHEYseem]

18 minutes ago, OriginalAlien said:

Trouble is, he signed an extension to his contract before being dropped, so if he does well with us and we want to keep him next season, there'd be a fee to negotiate.

 

'We're looking for somewhere in the region of £1m.'

 

'Zero.'

 

'Hmmmm. £750k?'

 

'Zero.'

 

'You'll need to meet us in the middle somewhere. £500k?'

 

'Zero.'

 

'Goodbye, Mr Chansiri.'

[NorthernOwl]

11 hours ago, nile said:

 

only short term gain to be had and that looks pretty pointless in our situation.

 

Why? The idea will be that he helps us reach playoffs and hopefully get promoted.

[prowl]

On 19/01/2022 at 10:55, CircleSeven said:

Welcome aboard Jordan!

 

He’s got all the skills we need. Can hold the badge on the shirt while clenching his fist, can do that slightly odd staring at the floor and then raising his head thing that only footballers do and, most exciting can do a cracking ‘thumbs up’. I’ve missed seeing a Jordan doing a thumbs up! 
Oh, and he’s a CB. Which we do actually need

Whats not to like!?

He's injured already. He's got his right hand strapped up. Looks like he might have a sore thumb. Blisters maybe.

 

[WalthamOwl]

Lowe saying Storey won’t be moving here permanently. 

[Emerson Thome]

8 hours ago, prowl said:

He's injured already. He's got his right hand strapped up. Looks like he might have a sore thumb. Blisters maybe.

 

 

There's a little known rule that every player called Jordan who signs for Wednesday has to play with their thumb up like that.

[CircleSeven]

18 hours ago, prowl said:

He's injured already. He's got his right hand strapped up. Looks like he might have a sore thumb. Blisters maybe.

 

Oh no! Looks like it’s a nasty thumb sprain from overdoing the thumbs up! Ironically it now looks like, it’s strapped into a permanent thumbs up! I never think Rhodes got enough credit for managing to sustain a solid thumbs up season after season without once picking up a thumb strain. Hopefully our new Jordan can emulate this and give us plenty of thumbs up for the duration of his time with us!