Inspector Lestrade Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Anyone got any ideas why we should suffer so much? Is it the wrong training methods? Lack of fitness on the individuals? The training pitch? Players hiding? Or a combination of many factors? My own personal theory is that its DC tripping them as he walks past them. (Joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sw1867 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, Inspector Lestrade said: My own personal theory is that its DC tripping them as he walks past them. (Joke) first sensible post you’ve made in a while 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austinowl Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 We'll wait with baited breath for the outcome of Moore's inquiry I suppose. It feels like we've been waiting for our injured players to come back since we got relegated from the Premier League. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinger208b Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Easier question; What’s the meaning of life? … 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshOwl Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 (edited) Every team has 4/5 injuries at any given time Edited December 5, 2021 by FreshOwl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 1 minute ago, FreshOwl said: Every team has 4/5 injuries at any given time Why has Darren Moore started an investigation though if thats the case? Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreshOwl Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: Why has Darren Moore started an investigation though if thats the case? Dunno, maybe I need to tell him 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted December 5, 2021 Author Share Posted December 5, 2021 44 minutes ago, slinger208b said: Easier question; What’s the meaning of life? … 24... no wait 42 Or was it 47? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kameron Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 It’s been stated numerous times, football is over complicated by idiots and the modern game is full of them. We need to go back to basics, ditch the GPS bra’s and software and return to some hard graft and stamina building to improve fitness levels. I’d also take out the heated armchairs the pampered two hats sit in and go back to benches and old school rubbing oils, the lazy fookers would warm up properly then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatter Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 5 hours ago, Kameron said: It’s been stated numerous times, football is over complicated by idiots and the modern game is full of them. We need to go back to basics, ditch the GPS bra’s and software and return to some hard graft and stamina building to improve fitness levels. I’d also take out the heated armchairs the pampered two hats sit in and go back to benches and old school rubbing oils, the lazy fookers would warm up properly then. Aye that there tin bucket of cold water and soggy sponge coming their way on a Winters afternoon soon cured those soft tissue injuries ‘an all. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinger208b Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said: 24... no wait 42 Or was it 47? Blue, no Green!.. Edited December 5, 2021 by slinger208b 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Nick Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, slinger208b said: Blue, no Green!.. Green Un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sunburn Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 8 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said: 24... no wait 42 Or was it 47? 42 in this Galaxy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewookieisdown Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Do we in fact have a high level of time out injured per squad member relative to other clubs at this level? A very cursory search yields nothing online Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrbluesky Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 15 hours ago, @owlstalk said: Why has Darren Moore started an investigation though if thats the case? He's not the first manager at the club to say this, I personally think it's just one of those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CircleSeven Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 It’s the Sheffield hills. We sign people and they aren’t used to them. They move to Sheffield and are suddenly walking up or down hill all of the time. Their bodies aren’t used to it. It’s nothing to do with the football which is why we never get to the bottom if by looking at football related things. Players from Sheffield such as Palmer don’t suffer. Players from hilly places such as Bannan and Patterson likewise. Poor old Luongo from Sydney didn’t stand a chance! We need to focus on Sheffield born and bred players or players from hilly places. Or mountain goats. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanBird Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 6 hours ago, CircleSeven said: It’s the Sheffield hills. We sign people and they aren’t used to them. They move to Sheffield and are suddenly walking up or down hill all of the time. Their bodies aren’t used to it. It’s nothing to do with the football which is why we never get to the bottom if by looking at football related things. Players from Sheffield such as Palmer don’t suffer. Players from hilly places such as Bannan and Patterson likewise. Poor old Luongo from Sydney didn’t stand a chance! We need to focus on Sheffield born and bred players or players from hilly places. Or mountain goats. Are you really trying to tell me that people in Sheffield walk instead of using the car? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CircleSeven Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 1 hour ago, GermanBird said: Are you really trying to tell me that people in Sheffield walk instead of using the car? Yes. That is clearly a flaw in my otherwise sound argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I’m pretty sure every manager we’ve had in the last twenty years has promised an investigation into our level of injuries. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
room0035 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 When football was a contact sport very few injuries happened, now because players don't train how to tackle. When players do get tackled a lot of the time they get injured. We have so many players with pulls and strains which suggest they are not warning up and warming down correct before and after games. The time players take to come back from injuries also seen to be longer. Why is it taking the club 2-3 weeks to get players checked out this should be happening the Monday following the weekend at the latest. and if course my favourite from Darren Moore - Hutch cannot play because the pitch is too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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