jonnyowl Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Never question his effort, its always 100% When he has the ball at his feet, he's very poor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CircleSeven Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Bad day at the office from Patterson for me. Couldn’t believe my eyes when Kamberi was taken off and not Patto. But he he has also won us points over the season so all in all I still like him. Can’t help myself! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pughies Jockstrap Posted November 20, 2021 Author Share Posted November 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, theowlsman said: 1.Upside down 2. 10 yards behind the ball 3. Near the refreshment kiosk 4.With one arm behind his back 5.With his head down 6.Running sideways like a crab 7.Shuffling along the ground on his backside 8.Holding his ankle rolling on the floor 9.Arms outstretched towards the referee 10.Bent down tying his boot laces He is a very versatile player for us. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexpistol Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 33 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Kept on to help defend aerially in our box. Understandable with our lack of height and defensive injury woes. But, but some on here know better, after all they won the FA cup with Wednesday on FIFA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Sow has scored 2 goals in 3 starts ,yet Moore plays the binman up front instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexpistol Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 27 minutes ago, bronxowl said: We’re talking about a passenger player, we won because we were lucky, and Accrington are whank. I’m astonished that people think he deserves a starting place. Can you please explain how Wednesday were lucky today? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRightSide Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 I like Paterson but he’s a bit out of form at the moment, normally he’s very clinical. That said I can forgive him a lack of rhythm to his game given that he’s required to fill in all over due to injuries Good team player 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Sow has scored 2 goals in 3 starts ,yet Moore plays the binman up front instead. Against Newcastle U 21s & Harrogate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hirstysfags Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 47 minutes ago, bronxowl said: Absolute joke of a player, brings nothing. Can’t win headers Cant win tackles Can’t win 50/50s slow as a cart horse 2 stone overweight But successful managers keep picking him, one of the reasons we won’t go up. Yes, successful managers. He must bring something to the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT jack whitham Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Pughies Jockstrap said: For a professional footballer Patersons lack of footballing ability is astonishing. Is he as bad as anything we have had over the years. Makes Nuhiu look like Ronaldo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Pughies Jockstrap said: For a professional footballer Patersons lack of footballing ability is astonishing. Is he as bad as anything we have had over the years. I’d rather he played than having supporters like you. Shambles of a thread. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 53 minutes ago, bronxowl said: Absolute joke of a player, brings nothing. Can’t win headers Cant win tackles Can’t win 50/50s slow as a cart horse 2 stone overweight But successful managers keep picking him, one of the reasons we won’t go up. So do ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrie’s Left Peg Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Pughies Jockstrap said: For a professional footballer Patersons lack of footballing ability is astonishing. Is he as bad as anything we have had over the years. Absolutely not. Just another scapegoat. He doesn’t finish consistently well enough. He wouldn’t be in my starting eleven but he has the nouse and determination to keep getting into goal scoring positions. He gives 100% every game. He can play several positions and he never lets us down. Butterfield, Jones, Abdi, Bothroyd, Izzy Brown, Purse we’re a disgrace. Paterson head and shoulders above them and their like. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 53 minutes ago, Philb125 said: He’s an enigma. Every now and then he does something that makes him look like R9 Ronaldo in his prime and I think wow how did he do that, but then 70% of the time I’m scratching my head thinking how has he played premier league football? Do you mean Ronaldo the one legged tightrope walker? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lleras headguard Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 i like him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlsfaninNorway Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Pughies Jockstrap said: For a professional footballer Patersons lack of footballing ability is astonishing. Is he as bad as anything we have had over the years. He's technically pretty poor, but his efforts are great, which brings up team morale. I think he will lose his place once Windass gets starting games again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philb125 Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 minute ago, prowl said: Do you mean Ronaldo the one legged tightrope walker? No I mean the Brazilian phenomenon. That’s how crazy Paterson is. He reminds me of both the best striker to ever play the game and then in the same breath looks like a bin man, who won a raffle to play for his favourite team. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horny owl Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 He looks like a plumber Never been a footballer Which is probably why he fits in here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pughies Jockstrap Posted November 20, 2021 Author Share Posted November 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, vulva said: I’d rather he played than having supporters like you. Shambles of a thread. Keep off it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Philb125 said: No I mean the Brazilian phenomenon. That’s how crazy Paterson is. He reminds me of both the best striker to ever play the game and then in the same breath looks like a bin man, who won a raffle to play for his favourite team. He's got something about him. He grafts, he fights for the ball in difficult situations and has a strange way of popping up now and again to score. On the other hand when he's poor he looks dreadful. I just don't think he's an attacker, certainly not a CB. Moore needs to stick him in his best position if he's going to play him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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