sMacLean Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 A very very plain omelette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DobbinTheDonkey Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Bruschetta, looking forward to it, sounds good. Then you realise you're in an average restaurant, not much better than an average cafe. It ends up being a bit of stale garlic bread, with half a tin of cold tomatoes on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatter Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Banoffe pudding. Neither one thing or the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andym1 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Dog turd on toast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marconi Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Puff pastry pie, the minute you get stuck into it, it crumbles. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Pavement pizza. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helmut_rooster Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Horse shït Sandwich. Turd in the hole. Honey roast bollōk Hoi sin cōck 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camffiti Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsHall Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Meat-free mince. UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clud17 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Vegan When you want some meat in the dish but all you get is soggy wet lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Cold chop suey on a Sunday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Marmite on cold toast that has been dropped on the floor and has bits of carpet fluff stuck to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beany71 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Our lasses cooking awful and bland but I’ll smile and say thank, eat it because I have too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm an Essex Owl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Eton Mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Any form of crumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 47 minutes ago, MrsHall said: Meat-free mince. UTO. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshfish Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Reduced fat salt and sugar free baked beans ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Cheesecake. Soft topping with a biscuit base which crumbles when given a good forking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Limp Lettuce.That best describes some of our performances this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig enock Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Turd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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