GermanBird Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 12 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: You may regret this request Fritz Not sure what you would post to make me reget this I do love our "Official away day picture thread". It would be great to have something like that for home games as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Come on the Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanBird Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, The only way is S6 said: Some tall, strange bloke hanging around Baker St tube station Thanks. now you are spoiling me! I do love London. Are you on the way to the game or just on a sightseeing tour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Nagasaki Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: "Need to win this one ,Stubbs" "Indeed, Sir. If other results go the right way it would put Wednesday in the play-off places and be a real morale boost to the squad." "Eh? No. I'm not on about that. I'm on about Fatty Evans! We have to win because it's him visiting. By God, I can't stand the man. The thought of him booming down the touchline gloating, it doesn't bear worth thinking about" "Yes, but you're playing the Club, Gillingham, not the man" "No. We're playing the man, Stubbs. Playing the man. That's the thing with you none football folk, Stubbs, you think it's just club versus club. But it isn't. No. It's the little stories that make the game and this odious toad is one of the games villains. Literally a villain too he couldn't lie in bed straight him...more bent than a nine-bob note..." "Hello?....oh good evening Mr Harg.....yes, yes of course. Of course....goodnight ,Sir" "Who was that?" "That was Mr Hargreaves, Sir. He says careful with the accusations, he can't afford the lawyers at the moment as he's bought a new HDR Camera for filming the beautiful historic towns of England." "Oh. Where's he been?" "Dewsbury" *Shudder* "Oh right. Well, he needn't worry on that score because it's nothing we can get in bother for. It's a fact. Evans was a proven to be a crook.." *TEN MINUTES LATER* "Now come on Sir , don't sulk. Mr Hargreaves was only thinking of the site" "But Evans is a bloody croo-" "Sir!" "Fine. Fine." "Besides ,Sir. As you said before. IT's the side show isn't it. The little side stories. Isn't Evans just playing a character? Like Wenger was as the Professor who never saw anything? Or Fergie the gum chewing Glaswegian. Warnock the 'Wednesday hater. For all we know, behind the facade there might lie a very different character. In fact, in reality I've heard Evans is a little shy" "What of, a metric tonne?" "Sir. Really. We're not just going to engage in infantile remarks about his weight now are we? Now lets get down to football." "Ok" "I do recall Evans at Leeds ,Sir but he fell off my Radar a bit after that where did he go?" "Mansfield, Stubbs" "Oh, made the move to Nottinghamshire did he?" "Didn't really move Stubbs, as much as expanded over two borders" "Sir!" "Sorry" "Anyway Sir, he can't be that bad a chap. His assistant manager Paul Raynor has worked with him at his last 5 clubs. You wouldn't keep doing that if someone was horrible" "Raynor doesn't like him Stubbs. He's just stuck in his orbit" "Sir. Really. This is a bit much." "You're right Stubbs. I'm sorry" "I mean, you're talking about another human being here. A football manager to boot. They work under extreme pressure, and it must have a negative effect on their health. Its an all consuming job-" "He's all consuming all right" "Sir, really. I can't continue if you're going to carry on like this." "I'm sorry. Go ahead." "Right, thank you, Sir. Now a recent report about the health of football mangers suggested that they all need to find relaxing pastimes outside of the game to help them unwind." "Quite right, Stubbs. Common sense." "Steve Evans has apparently bought a race horse" "To stick between two slices of bread?" "I'm done" "Come back Stubbs! I can't do the OMDT without you!" "Ok. But this is your last chance. I mean, it really is puerile. And besides which, it's not very brave you know, is it Sir. Saying all these things behind the mans back" "I'd say them to his face!" "Really?" "Yes. I would. But there's not enough petrol in the car to get around to the front of him" ----------------------------------------------------------- WEDNESDAY -V- GILLINGHAM Sky Bet League One Saturday 13th November 2021 Kick off 3:00pm Hillsborough. Wednesday have only lost one of their seven league matches at Hillsborough this season and have conceded the fewest home goals in League One this season (four) Gillingham will be trying to make it four league matches unbeaten for the first time this season, after winning one and drawing two of their last three in the third tier. Steve Evans's side have only won three of 16 league games in 2021-22, with just one of those coming away from home. Meanwhile, only Crewe Alexandra and Doncaster Rovers have scored fewer goals in League One than the Gills this season (15). ----------------------------------------------------------- -------- WEDNESDAY ------ Sheffield Wednesday will be without Bailey Peacock-Farrell who is on international duty with Northern Ireland, meaning Joe Wildsmith should start in goal. Though he probably should be anyway in my book. George Byers and Massimo Luongo played 72 minutes in the EFL Trophy in midweek as they returned from injury and should be involved in the matchday squad. Sam Hutchinson, Dominic Iorfa - well, that's just the Wednesday way isnt it. Josh Windass is back but needs some "volume" ----------------------------------------------------------- -------- GILLINGHAM ------ Gillingham's already extensive injury list was made worse last weekend as Robbie McKenzie, Rhys Bennett and Ryan Jackson all hobbled off in the FA Cup and will face late fitness tests. Max Ehmer also suffered a knock in that game but was fine to continue and should be able to feature at Hillsborough. Stuart O'Keefe is also in contention to return, having been forced off with a hamstring strain against Accrington Stanley a fortnight ago. ----------------------------------------------------------- UTO “Shy of a metric tonne” brilliant UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 minute ago, GermanBird said: Thanks. now you are spoiling me! I do love London. Are you on the way to the game or just on a sightseeing tour? Was at Wembley last night & on way home after casino & walking about a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanBird Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, The only way is S6 said: Was at Wembley last night & on way home after casino & walking about a lot. Wow... would have loved to be there to see the game!! Have a save journey home. Will you make it to the Gillingham game today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longreach Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 (edited) Thanks Snoots. Enjoyed the sensitivity (bordering on malevolence) regarding Mr Evans’s weight problems. Edited November 13, 2021 by longreach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, GermanBird said: Wow... would have loved to be there to see the game!! Have a save journey home. Will you make it to the Gillingham game today? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgyowl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Great omdt snoots, bet he's called the horse fatty arbuckle...... 3.0 to the Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striker Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 A very winnable game; at home in improving form and against a team in the bottom half, who by all accounts are struggling to fill their bench due to injuries.....but we all know how this one can go don't we! Despite that, woke up in a good mood, looking forward to the game. If the rumours about Gregory untrue and he's fit, think another 3-0 incoming. If he's not playing think maybe 1-0. Let's hope they defend like Harrogate did midweek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon1984 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Class as always my lord .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingOwl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Dad’s a Gills fan and it’s the first time we’ve ever gone head to head since I started supporting Wednesday. Gillingham are poor at the minute and have their injury issues that dwarf ours. One thing they do like though is a last minute equaliser/winner so I do hope we don’t sit on a one goal lead at any point. Vadaine Oliver could obviously come back to haunt us & their captain Kyle Dempsey is like a poor man’s Bannan. I do expect us to win comfortably today, but there’s doubts in my mind. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Henderson Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, FlyingOwl said: ...One thing they do like though is a last minute equaliser/winner... Oh please God not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldGigsChris Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Another great OMDT Snoots I predict Evans will re-tuck his shirt in 5 times. Massive 3 - 0 Humongous Song for the day: Come to see the cake ball... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzamk2 Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Superb. Exquisite. Lively and supremely entertaining OMDT. All the things fatty Evans ain't 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1Owl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Looking at the teams not playing due to international call ups, i.e Wimbledon, Cheltenham and yet we are speaks volumes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 I wonder if there are any ladies called Jill Ingham living in Gillingham. Would be hell trying to place an order by phone. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Under Carlos I always used to think that if we attacked the likes of MKD and Burton from the first whistle we’d run out almost certain winners. He seldom did. He’d start cagey and the weak oppos would grow into the game. The same applies now. Surely if we are on the frontest of front foot from 3pm v a weakened weak Gillingham, we blow them away? Or, we play it cagey, give them tonnes of respect, and it becomes a very tight nervy affair? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Holmowl said: I wonder if there are any ladies called Jill Ingham living in Gillingham. Would be hell trying to place an order by phone. Helen Back 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Just now, Inspector Lestrade said: Helen Back Best I heard was on a R5 phone-in where a lady called Debbie rang in to say she’d married a bloke called Dave Webbie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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