Doghouse Daz Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Spiffing OMDT Milord, he'd have Mrs Wankskill doing the flower arranging. 3 - 0 to THE MIGHTY OWLS Then we concede in the 87th, 89th and 90+5 COME ON YOU BLUE AND WHITE WIZARDS 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldierboyblue Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 8 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: "I'll tell you what Stubbs, I don't much fancy this one much, I mean to say it's...wait a minute. Who the hell are you!? And where's Stubbs?" "Oh yeah. I'm the new apprentice chef innit" "What?" "Chef, you know. Do the cooking and that" "Where is Stubbs?" "At this actual minute , like?" "Yes, of course at this actual minute. When else would I mean when I say "Where's Stubbs?" "Ye ye ye, I getchoo. He's actually at this minute, like, cleaning the stables." "Cleaning the stables? Cleaning the sodding stables. We have a girl who clears the stables. Wonderful job of it she does too." "Yeah. But she's been dropped innit. And Stubbsy boy doing it now" "By order of who!" "The new Estate manager ,n'that. He says he knows best what we is all good at" "Right. I'm not having this. I'm off to see this oaf. Press me a pair of trousers and get my cuff links and..." "I dunno how to press trousers. I mean, I'll have a go and that. But..nah man. I aint done no trouser pressin before." "Well what are you good at?" "I'm pretty good at club sandwiches and my pastry is getting a lot better, you get me?" "Right, well, go and make me a sandwich then" "Nah, you aint listening. I dont go in the kitchen no more. The gardener is in there now" "The gardener, Mr Wilkins? He doesn't know the first thing about cooking!" "Yeah, he said that to the gaffer too. Said he'd be better in the garden and leaving Cook in the kitchen showing me the ropes" "Too right. And what did the manager say?" "He said he'd soon get the hang of it. He just needed to spend some time in the larder. IT would help him get his volume in" "Get his volume in? What the bloody hell does that mean?" "To be honest bruv, no one knows" "Well, it certainly explains why last nights plum duff looked, tasted and had the density of a piece of coal." "Yeah. Mr Wilkins didn't want to serve it to be fair to him. He left it in the oven two hours too long. He was saying it was the most horriblist thing what he'd ever seen on a plate" "He was right!" "But the gaffer just said it was ok. It was burnt n'that. But for the first 15 minutes or so, it looked all right" "Really..." "Ye ye ye, thats what he said. Then Mr Wilkins said he dint want to do no more cooking" "Good." "But the manager , he just looked at him, y'know with this really, like, focussed look in his eyes, and said "We go again" "Right. That's it. I'm sacking the sod. I'm not having this. You go and fetch cook and you two get back in the kitchen. Send Mr Wilkins out to the garden hut and get Stubbs in from the sodding stables. This house might be a decrepit ruin but we can at least having people doing the jobs they were trained to do. FFS" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wednesday -V- Sunderland EFL League One Kick Off 7.45pm Hillsborough Two of League One's giant clubs clubs with big stadiums for the third division go head to head on Tuesday evening in search of three points, Wednesday hosting Sunderland at Hillsborough . The Owls are looking for the winning formula to turn draws into wins after recording four in a row against the footballing powerhouses of Cheltenham, Lincoln City , Cambridge and AFC Wimbledon. The visitors are looking for a response after their 5-1 hammering by Rotherham United on Saturday. It's almost as if having a lot of fans doesn't count for anything on the pitch isn't it? ---------------------------------------------- WEDNESDAY ------------------------------------------- Massimo Luongo and George Byers will remain unavailable after a couple of months out, but the duo did make it through a "volume building" run out during the U23's drubbing by Sheffield United. them down the road. Sam Hutchinson has suffered a setback during his recovery from injury . As for those that are fit; well your guess is as good as mine. ---------------------------------------------- SUNDERLAND ------------------------------------------- Denver Hume may remain unavailable depending on the results of his scan after he was forced off against Queens Park Rangers in the cup last week. He was forced to sit out the defeat at Rotherham, as did Nathan Broadhead, who suffered a setback in his recovery and is expected to return against Mansfield Town at the weekend. McGeady will serve his one-match suspension after his red card on Saturday, with Lynden Gooch possibly deputising in his place. ---------------------------------------------- FORM GUIDE ------------------------------------------- Fantastic - Has proper cheered me up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beswetherick Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Contender for the best OMDT ever, just perfect 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Owl Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Anyone remember what game it was under Jos at home when some people confronted DC after the match when he was trying to have a fag? If we play like we have been and draw again or lose I see the atmosphere being similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westfield Owl Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Just now, striker said: Struggling to muster much enthusiasm for tonight. Bought a monthly ifollow pass, so suppose I will be watching. It's a bonus Mcgeady missing, but they are a decent team and given how we've struggled and been second best to very average/poor teams recently, could be a long night. Can you explain how Sunderland are decent? Got d*cked 5-1 by RUFC at the weekend. Lost at home to struggling Charlton the previous weekend. Destroyed 4-0 by midtable Portsmouth earlier in October. Yes we are god-awful right now but we're not playing anyone we should fear tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLNZ Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Great post M' Lord. 2-1 to the Massive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SallyCinnamon Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Sorry state of affairs where I’m questioning if I can be arsed to even make the trip out for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOWL Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Great thread M 'Lord thank you. Three point tonight for the one and only, magnificent and MIGHTY SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY. Nowt else matters. WAWAW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Maybe the players will actually up their game playing against one of the bigger teams in the league 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewswfc Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 33 minutes ago, danblakemore said: Bit too cold for me tonight. Enjoy those who are brave enough to go. Nesh 2at 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GermanBird Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1:0 Three points for the owls and a clean sheet. Would hope for even more goals and a great performance from our team, but I don't want to ask too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buxtongent Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Have a feeling we could be victims tonight of the dreaded 'Bounce back' factor. Wee arebplaying a side who arehavig a poor run and have lost 3 games. What's more, their last defeat came locally with a drubbig from Roverum. Unlike the mentality of a Wednesday side, I think they may be smarting abnd need to take it iut on someone . We are a ready-made target. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shetland Owl Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 really need to win this, but .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneManBand Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 3-2 to the Wendies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CircleSeven Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 23 minutes ago, Westfield Owl said: Yes we are god-awful right now but we're not playing anyone we should fear tonight. We shouldn’t fear any of our opponents in L1. Yet we seem to fear every single one of them…. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatter Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Admirable summing up of the current situation. One of your best, in fact the best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pachyderm Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 UP THE OWLS etc etc etc 93rd... meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbo48 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Snoots musings are generally the highlight of the day Cant see a win , which often means we might sneak one . Weerz Sheff cam ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 27 minutes ago, Westfield Owl said: Can you explain how Sunderland are decent? Got d*cked 5-1 by RUFC at the weekend. Lost at home to struggling Charlton the previous weekend. Destroyed 4-0 by midtable Portsmouth earlier in October. Yes we are god-awful right now but we're not playing anyone we should fear tonight. The mere fact they are on a bad run, combined with us being Sheffield Wednesday and our inherent benevolence to such teams, means we should fear them tonight. I long for the day when that ceases to be the case but that day doesn't seem to be any closer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Thanks Mi'Lord. Laughed out loud. On a more serious note, I have a season ticket. Does anyone know if I'm legally obliged to go to the match? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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