Hey Smalltown FC! - Come and have a 'Wonderful' day out at Hillsborough

[TommyCraig]

Thought it was a new PC game. 

 

FALLOUT - S6

 

Brilliant and sadly true. 

[Willie Henderson]

I'm assuming that's the full page ad on the back of next week's program?

 

This new revenue stream could turn out to be very useful, like those red letter days they sell in Boots, only much more fun.

 

Who wants to drive a Ferrari when they can stuff one of the oldest and most well respected teams in football.

 

Bring it on..

 

[Lincs Owl]

Out of those 5 away teams mentioned in OP, only Oxford could have sang 'we're winning away' at any stage of the game.  And they only won in last minute, after Patterson had been blatantly flattened in the box at the other end.

Yes, things are poor but let's not make stuff seem worse than it is.

And we don't have a 'strong Wednesday squad'. Just a load of freebies misfits and loanees.  

[unkastav]

We all knew back in may this was going to be the case!!

[FinnishOwl]

Erm... wonderful 

[The only way is S6]

  Brilliant. Deserved far more than a little yellow laughing emoji.

 

I read it in a K-Tel / JML advertising voice. Promoted in an overly enthusiastic way because, deep down, they know that, what they're trying to sell you, is basically crap!

 

 

[Nero]

On 26/10/2021 at 08:32, Lincs Owl said:

let's not make stuff seem worse than it is.

And we don't have a 'strong Wednesday squad'. Just a load of freebies misfits and loanees.  

Oh my god. It has to get worse?

 

And if you are being pedantic I said 'supposedly strong Wednesday squad'

[Justbeanz]

and today we make the mighty Cheltenham look like Liverpool.

[briggowl]

On 25/10/2021 at 10:27, Nero said:

Your Happiness is our Goal tm

Why not join the thousands of happy customers from Fleetwood, Shrewsbury. Oxford, Bolton and Lincoln who have already experienced their seasons 'cup final' on the West Stand at Hillsborough.   

 

Highlights -

Guaranteed - 'Darren Moore's Wonderful Plan' tm - Darren puts together a bespoke tactical masterclass for each visit that ensure your journeymen pro's are not embarrassed by the supposedly strong Wednesday squad (bonus; this will include players you will have heard of). He will willingly play players out of position and pick a formation which enhances your teams capabilities.

Guaranteed  - 45 minutes on Top (minimum) -  It doesn't matter how bad your season is. You can enjoy a whole half where your team bosses the game in front of around 24,000 fans.

Guaranteed - The scary 15 minutes where Wednesday look like a good side - No away day is complete without a bit of jeopardy and your day will be enhanced by a period where Wednesday players rise like zombies and rouse their fans. Dont worry as it doesn't last. Usually ended by a 'Costly Individual Error' see below.

Guaranteed - 1 x 'Costly Individual Error' (minimum) - The players join in the fun by ensuring that your day is made even better due to a key event such as a goalkeeping howler, missing a penalty or simply forgetting what to do at a corner.

 

Bring your gran, there's plenty of room. Laugh at the angry Wednesday fans as they suffer the same fate over and over again. Dust off the hilarious 'is this a library' and 'how shxxt must you be, we're winning away' songs.

 

Just enjoy it because this is a one season only deal - Wednesday wont be in this league next year

It would be hilarious if wasn’t true