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6 minutes ago, Nero said:

Your Happiness is our Goal tm

Why not join the thousands of happy customers from Fleetwood, Shrewsbury. Oxford, Bolton and Lincoln who have already experienced their seasons 'cup final' on the West Stand at Hillsborough.   

 

Highlights -

Guaranteed - 'Darren Moore's Wonderful Plan' tm - Darren puts together a bespoke tactical masterclass for each visit that ensure your journeymen pro's are not embarrassed by the supposedly strong Wednesday squad (bonus; this will include players you will have heard of). He will willingly play players out of position and pick a formation which enhances your teams capabilities.

Guaranteed  - 45 minutes on Top (minimum) -  It doesn't matter how bad your season is. You can enjoy a whole half where your team bosses the game in front of around 24,000 fans.

Guaranteed - The scary 15 minutes where Wednesday look like a good side - No away day is complete without a bit of jeopardy and your day will be enhanced by a period where Wednesday players rise like zombies and rouse their fans. Dont worry as it doesn't last. Usually ended by a 'Costly Individual Error' see below.

Guaranteed - 1 x 'Costly Individual Error' (minimum) - The players join in the fun by ensuring that your day is made even better due to a key event such as a goalkeeping howler, missing a penalty or simply forgetting what to do at a corner.

 

Bring your gran, there's plenty of room. Laugh at the angry Wednesday fans as they suffer the same fate over and over again. Dust off the hilarious 'is this a library' and 'how shxxt must you be, we're winning away' songs.

 

Just enjoy it because this is a one season only deal - Wednesday wont be in this league next year

Can you send a copy of this to DM and DC please.

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2 hours ago, Nero said:

Your Happiness is our Goal tm

Why not join the thousands of happy customers from Fleetwood, Shrewsbury. Oxford, Bolton and Lincoln who have already experienced their seasons 'cup final' on the West Stand at Hillsborough.   

 

Highlights -

Guaranteed - 'Darren Moore's Wonderful Plan' tm - Darren puts together a bespoke tactical masterclass for each visit that ensure your journeymen pro's are not embarrassed by the supposedly strong Wednesday squad (bonus; this will include players you will have heard of). He will willingly play players out of position and pick a formation which enhances your teams capabilities.

Guaranteed  - 45 minutes on Top (minimum) -  It doesn't matter how bad your season is. You can enjoy a whole half where your team bosses the game in front of around 24,000 fans.

Guaranteed - The scary 15 minutes where Wednesday look like a good side - No away day is complete without a bit of jeopardy and your day will be enhanced by a period where Wednesday players rise like zombies and rouse their fans. Dont worry as it doesn't last. Usually ended by a 'Costly Individual Error' see below.

Guaranteed - 1 x 'Costly Individual Error' (minimum) - The players join in the fun by ensuring that your day is made even better due to a key event such as a goalkeeping howler, missing a penalty or simply forgetting what to do at a corner.

 

Bring your gran, there's plenty of room. Laugh at the angry Wednesday fans as they suffer the same fate over and over again. Dust off the hilarious 'is this a library' and 'how shxxt must you be, we're winning away' songs.

 

Just enjoy it because this is a one season only deal - Wednesday wont be in this league next year

They'll be in L2 you mean?

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