Popular Post Nero Posted October 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2021 Your Happiness is our Goal tm Why not join the thousands of happy customers from Fleetwood, Shrewsbury. Oxford, Bolton and Lincoln who have already experienced their seasons 'cup final' on the West Stand at Hillsborough. Highlights - Guaranteed - 'Darren Moore's Wonderful Plan' tm - Darren puts together a bespoke tactical masterclass for each visit that ensure your journeymen pro's are not embarrassed by the supposedly strong Wednesday squad (bonus; this will include players you will have heard of). He will willingly play players out of position and pick a formation which enhances your teams capabilities. Guaranteed - 45 minutes on Top (minimum) - It doesn't matter how bad your season is. You can enjoy a whole half where your team bosses the game in front of around 24,000 fans. Guaranteed - The scary 15 minutes where Wednesday look like a good side - No away day is complete without a bit of jeopardy and your day will be enhanced by a period where Wednesday players rise like zombies and rouse their fans. Dont worry as it doesn't last. Usually ended by a 'Costly Individual Error' see below. Guaranteed - 1 x 'Costly Individual Error' (minimum) - The players join in the fun by ensuring that your day is made even better due to a key event such as a goalkeeping howler, missing a penalty or simply forgetting what to do at a corner. Bring your gran, there's plenty of room. Laugh at the angry Wednesday fans as they suffer the same fate over and over again. Dust off the hilarious 'is this a library' and 'how shxxt must you be, we're winning away' songs. Just enjoy it because this is a one season only deal - Wednesday wont be in this league next year 21 1 7 69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughdowd Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 And you’re guaranteed a goal late on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacré bleu Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Brilliant and sadly oh so true. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp1981 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Nero said: Your Happiness is our Goal tm Why not join the thousands of happy customers from Fleetwood, Shrewsbury. Oxford, Bolton and Lincoln who have already experienced their seasons 'cup final' on the West Stand at Hillsborough. Highlights - Guaranteed - 'Darren Moore's Wonderful Plan' tm - Darren puts together a bespoke tactical masterclass for each visit that ensure your journeymen pro's are not embarrassed by the supposedly strong Wednesday squad (bonus; this will include players you will have heard of). He will willingly play players out of position and pick a formation which enhances your teams capabilities. Guaranteed - 45 minutes on Top (minimum) - It doesn't matter how bad your season is. You can enjoy a whole half where your team bosses the game in front of around 24,000 fans. Guaranteed - The scary 15 minutes where Wednesday look like a good side - No away day is complete without a bit of jeopardy and your day will be enhanced by a period where Wednesday players rise like zombies and rouse their fans. Dont worry as it doesn't last. Usually ended by a 'Costly Individual Error' see below. Guaranteed - 1 x 'Costly Individual Error' (minimum) - The players join in the fun by ensuring that your day is made even better due to a key event such as a goalkeeping howler, missing a penalty or simply forgetting what to do at a corner. Bring your gran, there's plenty of room. Laugh at the angry Wednesday fans as they suffer the same fate over and over again. Dust off the hilarious 'is this a library' and 'how shxxt must you be, we're winning away' songs. Just enjoy it because this is a one season only deal - Wednesday wont be in this league next year Can you send a copy of this to DM and DC please. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy W Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Nero said: Your Happiness is our Goal tm Why not join the thousands of happy customers from Fleetwood, Shrewsbury. Oxford, Bolton and Lincoln who have already experienced their seasons 'cup final' on the West Stand at Hillsborough. Highlights - Guaranteed - 'Darren Moore's Wonderful Plan' tm - Darren puts together a bespoke tactical masterclass for each visit that ensure your journeymen pro's are not embarrassed by the supposedly strong Wednesday squad (bonus; this will include players you will have heard of). He will willingly play players out of position and pick a formation which enhances your teams capabilities. Guaranteed - 45 minutes on Top (minimum) - It doesn't matter how bad your season is. You can enjoy a whole half where your team bosses the game in front of around 24,000 fans. Guaranteed - The scary 15 minutes where Wednesday look like a good side - No away day is complete without a bit of jeopardy and your day will be enhanced by a period where Wednesday players rise like zombies and rouse their fans. Dont worry as it doesn't last. Usually ended by a 'Costly Individual Error' see below. Guaranteed - 1 x 'Costly Individual Error' (minimum) - The players join in the fun by ensuring that your day is made even better due to a key event such as a goalkeeping howler, missing a penalty or simply forgetting what to do at a corner. Bring your gran, there's plenty of room. Laugh at the angry Wednesday fans as they suffer the same fate over and over again. Dust off the hilarious 'is this a library' and 'how shxxt must you be, we're winning away' songs. Just enjoy it because this is a one season only deal - Wednesday wont be in this league next year They'll be in L2 you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheff74 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopparberg Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 So sad but true. We shouldn’t need to be sarcastic about Wednesday though - we should be the proud, family club we can be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwë Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Get Banksy involved 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted October 25, 2021 Author Share Posted October 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Andy W said: They'll be in L2 you mean? Well we aren't going up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Manwë said: Get Banksy involved DC would fail to pay him and then we would end up with a huge pink Willy spray painted on the Owl on the back of the Kop. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy W Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, Nero said: Well we aren't going up! We certainly are not!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 As Homer Simpson often says "it's funny cos it's true". Brilliant. cheered me up a bit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Jockstrap Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 So sad but oh so true. Yep cheered me up, at least we can laugh at ourselves along with the rest of the UK’s football fans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pughies Jockstrap Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Absolute quality even made my missus laugh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthAmericanOwl Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Brilliant pal cheered me up that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 8 hours ago, Manwë said: Get Banksy involved DC Land, with a silhouette of hillsborough. the shooting star can be a flying elephant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sambo89 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Made me chuckle that, nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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