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8 minutes ago, heppers said:


I think heterosexual practices will likely be outlawed and rightfully so.

Well I’m not having sex with that rugby player you mentioned earlier....hang on though, because he’s now a woman so I won’t have to will I? Will I?

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2 hours ago, @owlstalk said:


It's all about the pointing


You have to do the pointing - that's the rules


And make sure you have police between you and whoever you're pointing at

 

After you've done the pointing thing you can then open your arms out as wide as you can, puff your chest out and then shout 'COME ON THEN!!'

Then you go back to the pointing


And make sure you have police between you and whoever you're pointing at

You forgot the imaginary force field holding them back.

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1 hour ago, heppers said:


I have made a pact that for every minute they delay me I will put my heating on full for an hour and open my windows.

 

Seems fair.

 

Or

 

 

while they’re glued to the road 

 

break into their house, turn THEIR heating on full blast and open all the windows. 
 

Costs you nowt but you might get nicked

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3 hours ago, @owlstalk said:


It's all about the pointing


You have to do the pointing - that's the rules


And make sure you have police between you and whoever you're pointing at

 

After you've done the pointing thing you can then open your arms out as wide as you can, puff your chest out and then shout 'COME ON THEN!!'

Then you go back to the pointing


And make sure you have police between you and whoever you're pointing at

 

Yeah buty "point" is bigger than yours 😁

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1 minute ago, Leaping Lannys Perm said:

Sadly this seems to have become more and more common of late throughout football.

 

I recently unfollowed an account on Twitter about football away days. Used to be all pictures of impressive sized away crowds and videos of fans chanting or celebrating. But of late exists just to glorify examples of football violence.

Stay on topic mate. This thread is about Brexit covid and post operative transvestites who play rugby.  

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36 minutes ago, TheOwlsofDodworth said:

Its nothing to do with the actual footy, as such.

 

Deeper rooted than that. 

 

Young kids without direction or mentorship. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not buying that..young kids without direction or mentorship would be on the local shops smoking weed and terrorising old biddys and the shopkeepers..young kids who go to the football are good lads..they spend their money on nice clobber..yoi cudnt be more wrong..imo

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