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15 hours ago, Daniele Giovanni said:

At least I care for Wednesday. Nothing England does excites me anymore, so predictable, get over excited over a 5-0 win v Andorra ffs, boring, plus Southgate sounds like Darren Moore mk2, zzzzzzzzzz

Always found England games boring, mainly cos not really that bothered about the rresult..watched Euros but we blew that, who knew?

Wont bother anymore

 

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15 hours ago, sherlyegg said:

Modern football played by teams / managers who can't do it, is a real bore to watch....in fact them that can do it...like watching paint dry.

If that tw@ting asteroid had missed earth us dinosaurs would still be enjoying exciting edge of your seat football.

 

 

We should form a breakaway Dino league Sherlyegg. Us the pigs and Wimbledon could be founder members. Dave Basett could be the chairman and Colin in charge of VAR which is set up purely to penalise any side playing more than 2 passes sideways or backwards. No pitches would have any grass on after November, players must wear black boots and anyone diving, feigning injury or 'initiating contact' gets a 10 game ban. Shirts are numbered one to eleven, the keeper wears green, the ref wears black and the ball is all white with 'Mitre' emblazoned across it. All chairmen must be local businessmen made good and sponsorship isn't allowed. The clock stops when the ball isn't in play and anyone playing a false 9, whatever the the foook that is, gets kicked out of the league. All players are allowed to perform two career threatening tackles a game before they are booked, and another 2 before they are sent off. Players can celebrate their team scoring a goal however they wish without being booked and the ball must be inside the D for every corner. Weekend games are played on a Saturday afternoon and midweek matches are on Tuesdays and Wednesdays only. Any player with a man bun is banned for life, and every team has to play 4-4 FOOOKIN 2!

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7 hours ago, mancowl08 said:

We were only penalties away from winning the Euros. 
Be careful what you wish for, there’s no one better out there. 

We were only a penalty away from losing the semi's. Had the same rule that applies to penalt shoot outs had applied topenalties in extra time we wouldn't even be throug.Kane missed a penalty, scoring on he rebound

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2 hours ago, JoshTheOwl said:

London & San Marino via Milan & Bologna next month. 
 

but yeah following  international football is crap 

 

Not really to do with the football though, is it?

 

You can go to those places whenever you want, and they won't be full of beery English arseholes...

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2 hours ago, owlinexile said:

 

Not really to do with the football though, is it?

 

You can go to those places whenever you want, and they won't be full of beery English arseholes...

 

1 hour ago, Snowyowl61 said:

Well observed, my friend.....and totally accurate.

 

Can I ask which foreign city you were both in when you experienced this? 

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14 hours ago, mancowl08 said:

We were only penalties away from winning the Euros. 
Be careful what you wish for, there’s no one better out there. 

 

That match shouldn't have even gone to penalties and he should have been sacked for the choice of penalty takers alone, appalling game management.

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