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20 hours ago, FreshOwl said:

‘I’m the manager now, F*ck outta here PE teacher’

 


"The trouble with "lessons from history" is that we usually read them best after falling flat on our chins."   

 

"Girls are simply wonderful. Just to stand on a corner and watch them go past is delightful. They don't walk. At least not what we do when we walk. I don't know how to describe it, but it's much more complex and utterly delightful. They don't move just their feet; everything moves and in different directions . . . and all of it graceful."  Starship Troopers, Amen!        

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On 10/09/2021 at 14:40, Kopparberg said:

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“I’ve received the memo from your agent that says I have to say you are the best player ever in every press conference. Please understand that like everyone in football who isn’t your current or former teammates, I don’t think you are the best, but for the sake of your ego, I will say it as often as I can”

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