@owlstalk Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Think it’s getting too much now He clearly needs physio assistance for it Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Nah, someone just asked him if he wanted to go see Mamma Mia 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhForAnotherShez Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Think he needs a leather biting strap. Seem to remember years ago at school a drop of phenolphthalein gave folks the runs (allegedly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 He is one part of Bannan's caption competition. (may not be a competition) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Ffs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo2001 Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Not constipation, he's trapped his left thumb. Look at the size of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Rimmer Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 He was listening to a Roy Chubby Brown joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hirstysfags Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 "they're paying me to do this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 9, 2021 Author Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, s73owl said: Nah, someone just asked him if he wanted to go see Mamma Mia Would NOT recommend 1 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truth is out there Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Twisted bowel - 24 -09- 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Pablo Bonvin said: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Ffs. I heard he used Logs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mercury Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Tried fish with curry sauce … never again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinnssweetshop Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Thread Title of the Year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniele Giovanni Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Suppose he try some suppository Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinowl Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Thread title wrong. Same as title on his vest just been hit up the ass by a catapult. Or dogger as we used to call em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 51 minutes ago, edwinowl said: Thread title wrong. Same as title on his vest just been hit up the ass by a catapult. Or dogger as we used to call em. While we’re on it…why do footballers wear these vest/bras for training and matches ? Serious question. Is it to prevent nipple rub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, sternlad said: While we’re on it…why do footballers wear these vest/bras for training and matches ? Serious question. Is it to prevent nipple rub? it holds the electronic trackers that measure performance Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Duran Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 morning after a 5 guys burger and re-cycled fries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northampton Owl Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Looking at his hand are u sure he hasn't just pulled his finger out his ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 hours ago, @owlstalk said: it holds the electronic trackers that measure performance I have a similar device….in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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