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There's not too much to be honest. 

I have three memories of morecambe. 

There was a pub in an old B&B celler called "davey Jones" that did evil rum. 

 

Waking up with the sun shining down looking up at the Eric morecambe statues crotch on the sea front.. 

 

Lastly there's no police station, so they cart you off four miles away to Lancaster nick and kick you out in the morning lol

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2 hours ago, shezzas left peg said:

There's not too much to be honest. 

I have three memories of morecambe. 

There was a pub in an old B&B celler called "davey Jones" that did evil rum. 

 

Waking up with the sun shining down looking up at the Eric morecambe statues crotch on the sea front.. 

 

Lastly there's no police station, so they cart you off four miles away to Lancaster nick and kick you out in the morning lol

Drinking that

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3 hours ago, shezzas left peg said:

There's not too much to be honest. 

I have three memories of morecambe. 

There was a pub in an old B&B celler called "davey Jones" that did evil rum. 

 

Waking up with the sun shining down looking up at the Eric morecambe statues crotch on the sea front.. 

 

Lastly there's no police station, so they cart you off four miles away to Lancaster nick and kick you out in the morning lol

What I meant to say was drinking that rum made me hallucinate, made my wife look like Eva Longoria instead of Fag Ash Lil

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On 24/08/2021 at 10:53, Joe Sunburn said:

You know ... Aristotle loved a good pun every now and again. UTO 

 

Maybe, but he was a bugger for the bottle!

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