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FFS a  Dougie Brown joke just come in to my head from 1973.

 

Gasman has to climb the stairs to the top floor of a block of flats cause the lifts broke.

 

Gets to the first address breathless knocks on the door and a voice say's " who is it"

the gasman replies " it's the gasman come to read your meter" waits no one comes to the door

 

Knocks on door again, voice say's "who is it" 

the gasman replies " it's the gasman come to read your meter"

 

waits  again no one comes to the door 

 

Knocks again angrily, voice say's again "who is it"

the gasman shouts angrily  and breathless " IT'S THE GASMAN COME TO READ YOUR METER"

grabs his chest and dies.

 

The  flat owner returns finds the dead man at his door and phones the ambulance and police.

The policeman enters the flat and asks the owner who he is , Polly chimes up "IT'S THE GASMAN COME TO READ THE METER"

 

 

 

 

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55 minutes ago, owlinexile said:

 

Don't rate him?

 

Here's hoping he can budge your regard over the course of the season....

 

 

Take no notice..he's always coming out with pieces of hate like that.

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I can only see us bringing in a striker on loan, I can’t see any free agents being left out there with the potential to deliver what’s required. 
 

So I think Parrott would be about as good as we could hope for really, I’d be delighted if we brought him in.

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