gazzatheowl Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 32 minutes ago, punkskaphil said: You're planning to coach youngsters whilst wearing a full replica team kit? Thinks hes John terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 53 minutes ago, Jesus said: I know where you can get the best chicken in Dewsbury if that helps? Is this where you get your Hovis and Finney haddock from also ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Just now, OWLERTON GHOST said: Is this where you get your Hovis and Finney haddock from also ? No, i have my own never ending supply of those 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Jesus said: No, i have my own never ending supply of those Bless you my son 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshfish Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I had the same problem with slippers but managed to squeeze into a kids pair...smarts a bit but a bargain ! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobbyStyle Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Cut the toe ends off. ITK, apparently it’s what Pep & Klopp do because they’ve got really thin ankles & nobody wants to see loose fitting socks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuben Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 51 minutes ago, punkskaphil said: You're planning to coach youngsters whilst wearing a full replica team kit? It worked for Brian Glover in Kes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 27 minutes ago, Bing Cosby said: Try on your Mrs knickers, they'll be smaller than that, but on your feet rather than chaffing your knads... Should give you a good idea of the implications ++ might bring a little excitement into your life. Does it have to be your own Mrs's knickers, or can you just take some off a random washing-line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 OK everyone else has had their bit of fun with daft answers. May I put forward a sensible idea? Cut off your toes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pughies Jockstrap Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I was feeling pi55ed off today but feel much better reading the posts on this thread. Priceless. Thanks everybody even Mrs Jockstraps had a look and is giggling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 33 minutes ago, Pughies Jockstrap said: I was feeling pi55ed off today but feel much better reading the posts on this thread. Priceless. Thanks everybody even Mrs Jockstraps had a look and is giggling. Is she any good at darning socks, just in case they don't fit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parajack Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Kelham flea got myself a new boxed Wednesday tie,& a pair of brand new(in packet) SWFC Football socks..£6 quid..for both and if anyone starts taking the p*ss OUTSIDE !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlett Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Sensible answer from me for once. -------------------------------------------------------- Only suggestion I can think of is buy the largest junior sock available and then wet them thoroughly and stretch them with a sock stretcher. If you don't posses a sock stretcher then wear the wet socks to bed and they will stretch overnight to the shape of your feet. A might uncomfortable but I am led to believe wearing wet socks to bed improves your circulation. Your feet warm up the socks and the water evaporates, cooling your feet which in turn sends more blood down to your feet and toes to warm them. Never tried it myself as I don't fancy getting back to bed wetting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 200 pages 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Socks are for p u f f s ... Ban socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffed Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 hours ago, gazzatheowl said: Thinks hes John terry or Neil Warnock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1963owl Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Always wear boots that are 2 sizes too small. Feels lovely when you take em off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hirstysfags Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 hours ago, BIG D said: If you cut the feet out they should fit fine Leg warmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbagMcgraw Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Daizan10 said: I threw away all my old football socks and shorts when i could no longer play football. Now, however, im going to coach my sons football team and thought id make the most of the recent reductions in kit. There are no adult shorts or socks left, but I was wondering if anyone knew if you could get size ten feet in the junior 12-13 socks? Ill be wearing them pulled down, so don't care about the length... The socks won't fit I'm affraid, but I'm sure the junior size 12-13 shorts will. You might get a few parents stopping there children from attending future sessions though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 If you bind your feet like a Chinese women from the early 20th century for a few months; you could get away with it. Otherwise, I’d recommend buying some cheap football socks that fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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