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Just now, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Is this where you get your Hovis and Finney haddock from also ?

No, i have my own never ending supply of those

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Cut the toe ends off.

 

 ITK, apparently it’s what Pep & Klopp do because they’ve got really thin ankles & nobody wants to see loose fitting socks..

 

lol

 

 

 

 

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51 minutes ago, punkskaphil said:

You're planning to coach youngsters whilst wearing a full replica team kit?

It worked for Brian Glover in Kes.

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27 minutes ago, Bing Cosby said:

Try on your Mrs knickers, they'll be smaller than that, but on your feet rather than chaffing your knads... Should give you a good idea of the implications ++ might bring a little excitement into your life.

Does it have to be your own Mrs's knickers, or can you just take some off a random washing-line?

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33 minutes ago, Pughies Jockstrap said:

I was feeling pi55ed off today but feel much better reading the posts on this thread. Priceless. Thanks everybody even Mrs Jockstraps had a look and is giggling.

Is she any good at darning socks, just in case they don't fit?

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Kelham flea got myself a new boxed Wednesday tie,& a pair of brand new(in packet) SWFC Football socks..£6 quid..for both

and if anyone starts taking the p*ss  OUTSIDE   !!

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Sensible answer from me for once.

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Only suggestion I can think of is buy the largest junior sock available and then wet them thoroughly and stretch them with a sock stretcher.

 

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If you don't posses a sock stretcher then wear the wet socks to bed and they will stretch overnight to the shape of your feet. A might

uncomfortable but I am led to believe wearing wet socks to bed improves your circulation. Your feet warm up the socks and the water evaporates, cooling your feet

which in turn sends more blood down to your feet and toes to warm them.  Never tried it myself as I don't fancy getting back to bed wetting.

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6 hours ago, Daizan10 said:

I threw away all my old football socks and shorts when i could no longer play football. Now, however, im going to coach my sons football team and thought id make the most of the recent reductions in kit. There are no adult shorts or socks left, but I was wondering if anyone knew if you could get size ten feet in the junior 12-13 socks? Ill be wearing them pulled down, so don't care about the length...

The socks won't fit I'm affraid, but I'm sure the junior size 12-13 shorts will. 

You might get a few parents stopping there children from attending future sessions though.

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