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On 10/05/2021 at 20:10, Arthur Bach said:

Jumbo everything on please.

 

And a chocolate flapjack.

 

On 10/05/2021 at 20:29, BIG D said:

Dipped with everything on

NO APPLE SAUCE.

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Top Beres Pork Sandwiches Tip from a fatty expert:

 

There's Standard, Kingsize, Jumbo and French.

 

Standard just doesn't cut it

Kingsize is the same size as standard, but with loads more meat

Jumbo is a larger bread cake, but never enough meat (often less than you'd get on a Kingsize

French may as well not exist at all as it is meaningless in the scheme of things and is just between a standard and a jumbo but with not enough meat.

 

ALWAYS go for the Kingsize. You get more meat (and more flavour) than on a Jumbo, but at a more perfect size. It's perfectly balanced whereas standard/jumbo/french are too bready comparatively.

 

 

 

 

 

I've had too many Beres pork sandwiches (and time on my hands), haven't I?

 

 

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38 minutes ago, Sham67 said:

THE ONLY PLACE SWEET AND SAVOURY SHOULD BE MIXED IS IN PIGSWILL.  DISGUSTING PRACTICE.

So wrong. I guess you don’t like those pretzels covered in chocolate then

31 minutes ago, DeeJayOne said:

Top Beres Pork Sandwiches Tip from a fatty expert:

 

There's Standard, Kingsize, Jumbo and French.

 

Standard just doesn't cut it

Kingsize is the same size as standard, but with loads more meat

Jumbo is a larger bread cake, but never enough meat (often less than you'd get on a Kingsize

French may as well not exist at all as it is meaningless in the scheme of things and is just between a standard and a jumbo but with not enough meat.

 

ALWAYS go for the Kingsize. You get more meat (and more flavour) than on a Jumbo, but at a more perfect size. It's perfectly balanced whereas standard/jumbo/french are too bready comparatively.

 

 

 

 

 

I've had too many Beres pork sandwiches (and time on my hands), haven't I?

 

 

Hmmm less meat than jumbo? I very interesting. Probably will order 2 king size in case you are wrong but im gonna hear you out

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1 hour ago, Ellis Rimmer said:

So wrong. I guess you don’t like those pretzels covered in chocolate then

Hmmm less meat than jumbo? I very interesting. Probably will order 2 king size in case you are wrong but im gonna hear you out

I’m more than happy to report I have never eaten a pretzel, let alone one covered in chocolate.  Nor am I ever likely to.

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45 minutes ago, Sham67 said:

I’m more than happy to report I have never eaten a pretzel, let alone one covered in chocolate.  Nor am I ever likely to.

Woooaah

3 minutes ago, LoadABallacks said:

This. 

 

Can't do fruit and meat together. 

Don’t think someone who has posted the above is someone you should be siding with in a food debate lol

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