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21 minutes ago, andytrig said:

Trouble with the elephants is that their trunks are pointing downwards which brings bad luck.

 

My mate who knows about this type of thing and has a large collection of ornamental elephants will only have ones that have the trunk pointing upwards as they symbolise good luck.

 

 

 

Now you bloody tell us!

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Better to pack them into two large boxes, and write on the front in Thai collect these on you way out Mr Chansiri. 
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31 minutes ago, Weshallovercome said:

 

 

Now you bloody tell us!

You would have thought a man from Thailand would have known that. Oh wait I forgot who we were talking about 😀

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3 hours ago, SwintonLad99 said:

Just asking for a mate..

 

is there any sins against damaging  2 golden elephants? (They’re not real)


if worse comes Saturday think my mates going ground with a hammer

 

2 hours ago, SwintonLad99 said:

More the merrier, an open invitation 

If 'owt happens to them hefferlumps I think I can guess where the Rozzers will start looking and Neil will no doubt be thrilled to bits (not) at having to give them your name and address or risk the site being sued!

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3 hours ago, HillsboroughOwlNI said:

Paterson at left back now? Flip, that bloke’s versatile. Better give his trunk a good rub for luck…

He's definitely coming if someone rubs his trunk! lol

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13 minutes ago, Utah Owl said:

He's definitely coming if someone rubs his trunk! lol

If his performance doesn't improve, he's getting pulled off at half-time...

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1 minute ago, Dooogs said:

If his performance doesn't improve, he's getting pulled off at half-time...

In my day it was an orange segment at half time if you were lucky!

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3 hours ago, HillsboroughOwlNI said:

Paterson at left back now? Flip, that bloke’s versatile. Better give his trunk a good rub for luck…

 

You rub your own trunk sailor 😀

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6 minutes ago, Utah Owl said:

In my day it was an orange segment at half time if you were lucky!

Into gingers are you? 

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14 hours ago, andytrig said:

Trouble with the elephants is that their trunks are pointing downwards which brings bad luck.

 

My mate who knows about this type of thing and has a large collection of ornamental elephants will only have ones that have the trunk pointing upwards as they symbolise good luck.

 

Sounds like the missus lol

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Best bit is when he smashes them and finds out there's chocolate inside.

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20 hours ago, SwintonLad99 said:

Just asking for a mate..

 

is there any sins against damaging  2 golden elephants? (They’re not real)


if worse comes Saturday think my mates going ground with a hammer

 

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